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vitamizered adj. A drinker who has turned the kitchen into a blending station, with the sofa awaiting the final glass. vitapathed adj. Drunk, with the result that every ailment at the bar receives a cheerful spiritual remedy. vitapathied adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the evening as a complete programme of bodily and spiritual improvement. vitapathisted adj. Drunk to a degree that bodily health and spiritual welfare are being discussed over pork scratchings. vitascoped adj. Drunk on the strength of which every movement in the snug becomes a short film requiring exhibition. vitasphered adj. Drunk since last orders, and containing the whole living pub within a visibly delicate orbit. Shambra was vitasphered, with every smoker and sparrow apparently part of her circulation. vitativenessed adj. Drunk by the third round, and determined to keep the evening vigorously alive despite its condition. vitellaried adj. Still drunk, and carrying a small clutch of unfinished intentions through the pub. vitellariumed adj. Drunk by closing time, and secreting elaborate reasons for another portion of crisps. vitellicled adj. Too drunk to leave the snug without an umbilical connection to the nearest table. vitelligened adj. Sufficiently drunk to generate an entire evening's yolky succession of ideas. vitellinated adj. Having drunk more than the metal in the optics of the situation can reasonably withstand. Fayt was vitellinated, having exceeded what the optics of the evening could metallurgically endure. vitellined adj. You have drunk enough to send every thought down a single branch towards the crisps. vitellinned adj. Having drunk enough to become the pub's smooth, concentrated reserve of questionable advice. vitellocyted adj. You are drunk and functioning as one small, self-contained unit of snack-seeking tissue. Jennier became vitellocyted, separating from the party to inspect the pork pies. vitellogened adj. Of a drinker who has produced a precursor to an egg, or merely believes he has.