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viticulturered adj. You are drunk and administering to imaginary vines with the seriousness of a national appointment. viticulturisted adj. Of a drinker: cultivating grapes in principle, though presently unable to cultivate a clear thought. Ernestyne was viticulturisted, lecturing the table about suitable conditions for vines. vitiligoed (/ˌvɪtɪˈlaɪɡəʊd/) adj. Of a drinker who has distributed attention in conspicuously uneven patches across the room. Ataja vitiligoed across the room, distributing attention in patches and missing the obvious table. vitilitigationed adj. Describing a drinker who objects to every minor detail, particularly the shape of the spoon. vitillaed adj. A drinker who has converted the nearest gathering into stickball, using whatever can be lifted. Marliee became vitillaed and sent a breadstick across the sitting room. vitimited adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening has acquired the appearance of a pale, chemically specified mineral. vitiositied (/vɪʃiˈɒsɪtid/) adj. Drunk, with the result that minor unkindnesses acquire a modest administrative quality. Denyah became vitiositied and corrected everyone's pronunciation without being asked. vitisinned adj. The state of being drunk and richly coloured by wine, particularly about the nose. vitispiraned adj. The condition of a drinker who has become chemically elaborate, spiralled, and difficult to remove from the sofa. vitivirused adj. The drunkenness of one who has acquired a grape-borne infection of the conversation. vitkied adj. Reduced by drink to a Norse sorcerer, with the modest practical objective of finding the lavatory. Lummie was vitkied, muttering charms over the coat stand before asking for directions. vitologied adj. Softened by drink into an advocate of healthy living, beginning tomorrow after breakfast. vitraged adj. Sharpened by drink into a translucent domestic ornament, secured directly to the nearest doorway. vitrailed adj. Loosened by drink into coloured panes, permitting the light in and the conversation out. vitraillisted adj. Emboldened by drink to compose stained-glass masterpieces, beginning with the bathroom window. vitrained adj. Slowed by drink to a glossy, friable band of speech running horizontally through the evening.