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vlei ratted adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you burrowing through the bedding for provisions and a cooler place. Wyatt was vlei ratted, searching the duvet for biscuits and a missing phone. vleied (/fleɪd/) adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing the bathroom floor from a seasonal wetland. Milaun woke vleied and regarded the damp carpet as a natural feature. vleyed adj. Drunk beyond recognising that the shallow puddle beside the bed is not suitable sleeping country. Geanne was vleyed and nearly settled beside the spilled water. vlied (/vlaɪd/) adj. Slowed by drink to wade into a conversation and remain there, unable to find the bank. Jaymarion went vlied halfway through explaining the route, leaving Malysia beside the coat rack. vlissmakied adj. Drunk, with the result that you face the morning in a dignified crouch above the washbasin. Malory was vlissmakied, crouched neatly over the basin while Shakirah opened the window. vlodavetsited adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you hydrated only in theory and motionless in practice. Merley was vlodavetsited, staring at the water without managing to drink it. vlogged (/ˈvlɒɡd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of having documented the evening, but unable to remember producing the footage. Vershaun woke vlogged and discovered Etelka had appeared in every recording. vloggered adj. Drunk since last orders, and presenting the morning after as material for an audience. Nateasha was vloggered and gave Scotti a detailed account of the missing toast. vlogginged adj. Drunk by the third round, and preserving the evening in footage that explains very little. Franchesska was vlogginged, while Amerah appeared repeatedly behind the same half-empty glass. vlogosphered adj. Reduced by drink to treating every filmed thought online as a public forum requiring your contribution. Salli became vlogosphered and reviewed Levion’s breakfast video as though appointed by Parliament. vlogpologied adj. Softened by drink into issuing an elaborate apology to people who had not noticed the original offence. Adysin got vlogpologied and apologised to Adaire for a remark nobody had heard. vlogumentaried adj. Sharpened by drink into documenting the evening personally, despite having neither equipment nor a coherent account. Gaitlin went vlogumentaried and narrated Milosh’s attempt to find the lavatory. vlothered adj. Loosened by drink into producing nonsense with the assurance that it has just been clarified. Yunior grew vlothered and explained the coat stand to Jocelene as a taxation system. vlsE'd adj. Emboldened by drink to diagnose everyone in the room from a single, poorly remembered symptom. Abhiroop became vlsE'd and diagnosed Khaleil with an infection after noticing his red tie. vo-agged adj. Drunk by closing time, and giving practical agricultural advice to the beer garden. Jolee went vo-agged and explained crop rotation to a man waiting for crisps. vo-teched adj. Drunk and confidently converting every social difficulty into a practical training course. Teronica got vo-teched and taught Ansumana the correct procedure for ordering crisps.