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vocalioned adj. Sufficiently drunk to sound like a reed organ whenever asked whether the water has been fetched. vocalisationed adj. Of a drinker: producing a vocal utterance for every domestic discovery, however minor. Callan was vocalisationed and gave a formal account of finding the water beside the sofa. vocalised (/vəʊkəˈliːzd/) adj. Having drunk enough to make a small throat muscle responsible for the evening's entire commentary. Riloh became vocalised beside the sink and supplied running remarks on every glass. vocalisered adj. Describing a drinker who supplies unsolicited commentary to the kettle, cushions and people nearby. vocalismed adj. Having drunk more than conversation can contain, speaking or singing at the furniture by turns. vocalisted (/ˈvoʊkəlɪstd/) adj. You have drunk enough to perform as the household singer, whether the household has requested one. vocalitied adj. You are drunk and making the domestic setting aware of every opinion, movement and empty glass. vocalizationed (/voʊk(ə)l(a)ɪˈzeɪʃ(ə)nd/) adj. Of a drinker who has turned one household utterance into an extended evening address. vocalizered adj. A drinker who vocalizes continuously, particularly when the kitchen offers no audience. vocalizinged adj. A drinker so far gone that fetching a glass of water becomes a narrated domestic performance. Seaman was vocalizinged between sofa and kitchen, describing each step as a significant advance. vocalled (/ˈvəʊ.kəld/) adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary speech, producing vowels with the solemnity of a kitchen appliance. Vogue went vocalled beside the fridge and sustained one vowel until the kettle clicked off. vocalnessed adj. The state of being drunk and forthright about the sofa, the kitchen and the urgent matter of water. Jacques was vocalnessed by the sink and declared the kitchen insufficiently organised for thirst. vocamined adj. Drunk on the strength of a bitter compound, and taking the barmaid’s diagnosis personally. vocanted adj. Drunk since last orders, and communicating in vowel-like sounds understood chiefly by the bar staff. vocational educationed adj. Too drunk to leave without first acquiring a trade, a qualification, and an apprentice. Ryonna got vocational educationed and offered the landlord a full course in plastering. vocational schooled adj. Having drunk enough to turn the pub into a training establishment for useful trades.