vodka sauced
voelckerited

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vodka sauced adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with brisk decisions, and moving through supper at creamy speed. vodka tonicked adj. You have drunk enough to regard a sharp mixer as both refreshment and medical supervision.
vodkaed (/ˈvɑdkəd/) adj. Softened by drink into a clear, grain-born simplicity, with little left between thought and utterance. Byrl grew vodkaed and explained the complicated arrangement using only a breadstick. vodkaholicked adj. Drunk to the point where a modest preference has acquired the obligations of a vocation. Jelisa went vodkaholicked and arranged the evening around the next measure. vodkatinied adj. Drunk enough to become very small, very cold, and convinced that an olive settles everything. Lenox became vodkatinied and negotiated the taxi fare through the medium of one olive. vodkied adj. Sharpened by drink into a transparent confidence that cuts through conversation and lands on the wrong subject. vodoued adj. You are drunk and treating the room's shadows as though they require formal consultation. vodouisted adj. Drunk and consulting the furniture before making a decision of no practical consequence. Seleah was vodouisted and asked the table whether she should walk home. vodouned adj. Of a drinker: solemnly attributing the missing bottle to invisible administrative causes. vodounisted adj. Drunk to the point where every misplaced object appears to possess a hidden purpose. Selton was vodounisted and found a sacred explanation for the missing bar towel. vodunned adj. Of a drinker who has appointed the nearest household object guardian of the evening. Zarreah became vodunned and entrusted her keys to a decorative fern. vodvilled adj. Drunk since last orders, and providing dated variety entertainment to companions who had hoped for silence. vodyanoied adj. Drunk past the point of dry land, appearing to have risen from the nearest water feature. vodyanoyed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary human moisture, with a supernatural attachment to the bathroom tap. Shantoria was vodyanoyed and conducted a quiet conversation with the running tap. voed adj. Describing a drinker who draws everyone into a narrow conversation from which nobody can find an exit.
voelckerited adj. A drinker who leaves the table chemically composed and socially difficult to separate from it.