voicefulnessed
voicespondenced

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voicefulnessed adj. You are drunk and supplying more voice than the occasion, the room, or your footing requires. Valyre became voicefulnessed and conducted the conversation from the bottom stair. voicegramed adj. Of a drinker: recorded in peaks and troughs that reveal the evening more clearly than words do.
voicelessnessed adj. Of a drinker who has lost the power to produce a usable explanation for falling over. voiceleted adj. Describing a drinker who has reduced speech to a quiet utterance and a hopeful gesture. voicelined adj. A drinker who delivers each spoken line with the timing and certainty of a game character. voicemailboxed adj. The condition of a drinker who has placed every remaining thought in storage and cannot retrieve the access code. voicemailed adj. The state of being drunk and leaving verbal messages that future sobriety will not recognise. voiceninged adj. Drunk on the strength of one voice, which now carries across the entire pub and into last orders. voicenoted adj. Drunk since last orders, and leaving everyone an audio message instead of saying goodbye properly. voiceovered adj. Still drunk, and adding commentary from somewhere above the scene of your own movements. voicepiped adj. Drunk by closing time, and communicating across the pub as though through a tube in the wall. voiceprinted adj. Still drunk, and recognisable by voice alone from several coats away. voiceprintinged adj. Too drunk to introduce yourself without first establishing a permanent vocal sample. voicered adj. Sufficiently drunk to provide a voice for every coat, taxi and unattended object nearby. voicescaped adj. Having drunk enough to turn the journey home into a landscape composed entirely of other people's voices.
voicespondenced adj. Having drunk more than the evening can contain, and conducting the journey home by recorded messages. Nasrin was voicespondenced, sending the same taxi instructions on three separate tapes.