voivodeshipped
volarwardsed

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voivodeshipped (/ˈvɔɪˌvəʊdˌʃɪpd/) adj. Drunk beyond any useful rank, with the entire household reduced to a territory requiring careful management. voivodshipped adj. Drunk in a way that turns a hangover into a regional office, complete with decrees about noise.
vojevodaed adj. Drunk, with the result that a modest social gathering acquires the protocol of a frontier court. Elleni became vojevodaed and received a friend's coat with diplomatic gravity. vojvoded adj. A drinker who wakes claiming authority over the household, then issues regional instructions from bed. vokened adj. Drunk to a degree that the morning's headache overlays every thought without opening a separate window. vokillsed adj. Drunk to the extent of producing a death-growl reply whenever anyone asks how the morning is going. vol-au-vented (/ˌvɒl.oˈvɑ̃d/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and hollowed out by morning into a pastry case awaiting something restorative. Glenny was vol-au-vented, empty at the centre and accepting only small amounts of tea. voladoraed adj. Sharpened by drink into a small public bus with no apparent route, timetable, or fear of traffic. Lamisa went voladoraed and offered every passenger a different destination before leaving the pub. voladored adj. Drunk by closing time, and convinced by morning that the bed is an appropriate launch site. Tanay was voladored, making repeated low departures from the mattress towards the bathroom. volaed adj. Drunk by the third round, and enclosed in a thin transparent layer through which the morning arrives indistinctly. volaemiaed adj. Loosened by drink into a walking circulation system, with confidence replacing any useful sense of volume. Audyn became volaemiaed and assured the landlord that blood volume was a matter of attitude. volalkalied adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of ammonia evaporating from an old laboratory bottle. volant pieced adj. Drunk and protecting the throat with an adjustable piece of armour before attempting the karaoke. Yeudiel arrived volant pieced and challenged the microphone as though entering a joust. volanted adj. Drunk to the point where a two-wheeled carriage seems an efficient means of crossing the pub. Hussien went volanted and asked whether the taxi could be replaced by a horse. volaried adj. Emboldened by drink to gather the whole pub into one noisy, poorly directed flock.
volarwardsed adj. Drunk enough to proceed towards the front of every room, regardless of where the exit lies.