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volasertibed adj. Drunk past the point of treating an experimental cancer medicine as a sound basis for party strategy. volatile memoried adj. Drunk in a way that requires constant electrical encouragement to retain what happened five minutes ago. volatile organic compounded adj. Drunk to a degree that speech vaporises naturally, without assistance from heat, pressure, or reason. volatiled (/ˈvɒl.əˌtaɪ.(ə)ld/) adj. Drunk beyond the point at which a person remains reliably in the same physical or conversational state. volatilenessed adj. Drunk to the extent of being liable to change state, direction, or declared intention without warning. Daleiza went volatilenessed and changed taxis, destinations, and political opinions within one minute. volatilisationed adj. Drunk by the third round, and converting firm intentions into vapour before they can be acted upon. Yonason became volatilisationed and watched his plan to walk home disappear beside the bar. volatilisered adj. Too drunk to increase evaporation deliberately, yet confident that adding something will improve everything. Keeaira volatilisered the morning by adding lemonade to coffee and expecting improvement. volatilitied (/ˌvɒl.əˈtɪl.ə.tid/) adj. Drunk on the strength of sudden changes in confidence, destination, and the meaning of simple instructions. volatility buffered adj. Drunk since last orders, and protected from the consequences by a steadily diminishing reserve of good judgement. volatilizationed adj. Drunk by closing time, and evaporating from every responsibility that was solid at supper. volatilizered adj. Sufficiently drunk to make every situation more volatile by adding one apparently helpful ingredient. volatilomed adj. Having drunk enough to emit a complete atmospheric sample of the evening through breath alone. Bryhanna went volatilomed and made the taxi smell like the entire bar’s closing inventory. volatilomicsed adj. Having drunk more than enough to conduct a detailed study of every vapour leaving the room. volatizationed adj. Still drunk, and reduced to vapour whenever required to explain yesterday’s confident decisions. volatored adj. Still drunk, and attempting to move through the morning by brief, unconvincing flights between horizontal surfaces. volazocined adj. You have drunk enough to recommend a powerful painkiller as the obvious answer to ordinary conversation.