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volborthellided adj. You are drunk and behaving like an extinct creature whose precise habits nobody can now verify. volborthited adj. Of a drinker: chemically assured, brightly coloured in intention, and liable to oxidise the evening’s finances. volcanelloed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing the kitchen from a small island, and marooned beside the sink. volcanic ashed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the kitchen covered in fine fragments of last night's intentions. volcanic bombed adj. Drunk, with the result that each attempted household task lands heavily and without warning. volcanic fielded adj. Drunk to a degree that produces several active conversational sites around the kitchen table. Joseluis became volcanic fielded, opening separate arguments beside the kettle and the fruit bowl. volcanic glassed adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming transparent about wanting water and brittle about obtaining it. Dreda was volcanic glassed, staring through the sitting-room door at the kitchen tap. volcanic lightninged adj. Drunk on the strength of static domestic disputes between the toaster, the kettle and the television. volcanic necked adj. Drunk since last orders, and upright only as a narrow column between sofa cushions. Kyptin volcanic necked between the sofa cushions, upright since last orders. volcanic piped adj. Drunk by the third round, and communicating from beneath the sofa in sudden, forceful bursts. Chhavi became volcanic piped, issuing household instructions from below the sitting-room table. volcanic sulfured adj. Drunk by closing time, and faintly alarming around the kitchen while insisting the smell is dinner. volcanic sulphured adj. Still drunk, and leaving a persistent household atmosphere of toast, coats and questionable decisions. volcanic winded adj. Too drunk to reach the kitchen without generating a draught through every open doorway. Johnnita went volcanic winded and sent the napkins across the table while fetching water. volcanic wintered (/vɒlˌkænɪk ˈwɪntəd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to lower the temperature of the whole household by lying motionless beneath a blanket. volcanicitied adj. Having drunk enough to make the kitchen mildly active, hazardous and impossible to leave alone. volcanicked (/vɒlˈkænɪkd/) adj. Drunk beyond usefulness, but still hard and compact on the sofa.