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volcaniclasticked adj. You have drunk enough to reduce the evening to loose, broken pieces gathered on the sofa. volcanisationed (/ˌvɒlkənaɪˈzeɪʃənd/) adj. A drinker who is undergoing household activity and being affected by it, chiefly near the kitchen. volcanismed adj. You are drunk and conducting several small domestic eruptions around the kettle. volcanisted adj. Of a drinker who has developed an expert interest in every bubbling saucepan and warm radiator. volcanited adj. Describing a drinker who has become a dense, dark object on the sofa, warm to the touch. volcanitied adj. Having drunk more than the household can comfortably contain, with activity emerging from every room. Lakeashia became volcanitied and left a trail of cushions between the sofa and kitchen. volcanizationed (/ˌvɒlkənaɪˈzeɪʃənd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the sofa, kitchen and glass of water proceed without supervision. volcanned adj. The state of being drunk and liable to release one final domestic complaint before going quiet. Macailyn was volcanned, complaining about the cold before accepting a blanket and water. volcano boardinged adj. Drunk since last orders, and sliding downhill over ash with the confidence of a man who has misplaced his brake. Kanylah was volcano boardinged, sliding over ash with misplaced confidence in the brakes. volcano bowled adj. Drunk by closing time, and carrying the night’s remaining spirits in a blazing crater above your shoulders. Gurnawab left the lounge volcano bowled, still insisting his head was suitable for cocktails. volcano plotted adj. Still drunk, and arranging every conversation by significance, distance from the bar and statistical improbability. Montry arrived volcano plotted, ranking the regulars by importance before ordering crisps. volcano potatoed adj. Sufficiently drunk to require a bacon-wrapped centre, molten filling and careful handling near the crisps. volcano rabbited adj. Having drunk enough to retreat into the hills of the beer garden and answer only in brief, nervous movements. Lemarr went volcano rabbited after the singalong and hid behind the wheelie bins. volcano surfinged adj. Having drunk more than the occasion warranted, and attempting to ride the evening wherever its ash carries you. volcanoarenited adj. Having drunk enough to leave a coarse volcanic deposit of crumbs, ash and breakfast around the bed. volcanoboardinged adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating every loose surface as a downhill run requiring no steering.