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volcanoclasticked adj. You are drunk and breaking into hot fragments whenever anyone asks a straightforward question. Indee went volcanoclasticked during the quiz, scattering half-answers over three teams. volcanoed (/vɒlˈkeɪ.nəʊd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who repeatedly erupts into the kitchen, then settles beside the sofa. Aloysious was volcanoed, appearing at the fridge in waves and returning with no water. volcanoismed adj. Of a drinker: eruptive in the kitchen, steaming by the kettle and dormant by the sofa. volcanokarsted adj. Of a drinker who has drunk into a landscape of sudden cavities, hidden channels and irregular eruptions. volcanologied (/ˌvɒl.kəˈnɒ.lə.dʒid/) adj. A drinker who has made every table’s minor disturbance a subject worthy of field notes. Ovalee got volcanologied and spent the evening studying eruptions around the pool table. volcanologisted (/ˌvɒl.kəˈnɒ.lə.dʒɪstd/) adj. Describing a drinker who examines every rising temper at the bar as though professionally qualified to predict its eruption. volcanoploted adj. Too drunk to distinguish a meaningful result from a stray dot somewhere beyond the margins. Iyhana got volcanoploted and treated a dropped coaster as evidence of a major trend. volcanostratigraphied adj. A drinker so far gone that each round has settled into a separate geological layer of the evening. volcanotectonicsed adj. The state of being drunk and shifting the entire conversational floor whenever you move. volcarenited adj. The condition of a drinker who has settled into a rough layer of grit, crumbs and warm lager. volcelled (/ˈvɒlsɛld/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has declared romantic independence, chiefly because conversation has become too demanding. voled (/vəʊld/) adj. Reduced by drink to a small, quick rodent of the skirting board, with urgent business near the crumbs. volemiaed adj. Emboldened by drink to declare the body’s entire blood supply adequate for one more. volemitoled adj. Softened by drink into a sweet, pliable presence distributed widely through the pub’s quieter corners. Ciauna was volemitoled on the end of the bench, agreeable to every suggestion involving toast. volencied adj. Sharpened by drink into the belief that every choice, including another round, was freely and brilliantly yours. volepoxed adj. Loosened by drink into a contagious case of small, restless movements and poorly contained squeaks.