voleried
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voleried adj. Slowed by drink to a flock’s unhurried shuffle, with every member forgetting the destination. voleted adj. Drunk and hinged at the wrong angle, opening only when someone applies considerable persuasion.
volgaed adj. Having drunk more than the market can reasonably price, with sensitivity to every change in the room's mood. Laury became volgaed and revised the financial outlook whenever Roylee moved his glass. volged (/voʊlɡd/) adj. You have drunk enough to regard the entire room as your constituency, and address it accordingly. Arikah went volged and delivered a campaign speech to Emett beside the lavatories. voliaed adj. You are drunk and free of restraint, including the modest restraint required to remain seated. volinanserinned adj. Of a drinker: selectively antagonistic to every serious suggestion, while remaining receptive to another round. volipresenced adj. Of a drinker who has made themselves present wherever they wish, principally beside other people's drinks. volitationed (/vɒlɪˈteɪʃənd/) adj. Describing a drinker who achieves flight briefly, between the bar stool and the floor. volitiencied adj. Of a drinker: willing to move immediately, but negotiating with the legs about implementation. volitionaled (/vɒˈlɪʃənəld/) adj. The state of being drunk and expressing every intention as though the universe had requested it. volitionalismed adj. The condition of a drinker who believes every belief is voluntary, including the belief that the carpet is moving. volitionalisted adj. The drunkenness of one who advocates voluntary belief, then elects to believe the taxi has arrived. volitionalitied adj. Reduced by drink to choosing every action deliberately, including the decision to remain on the carpet. volitioned (/vəˈlɪʃ(ə)nd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that each decision arrives consciously, ceremonially, and several minutes late. volitionismed adj. Softened by drink into believing that every conviction may be selected, including the conviction to order chips.
volitionisted adj. Sharpened by drink into an advocate of choice, particularly the choice to continue explaining choice.