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voluntary jurisdictioned adj. Emboldened by drink to exercise legal authority over matters that have not reached court. Lasca, voluntary jurisdictioned, ruled that the unpaid takeaway bill now fell under household law. voluntary manslaughtered adj. Slowed by drink to the point where a heated disagreement proceeds without either heat or consequence. voluntary movemented adj. Drunk and performing willed physical actions whose cognitive author appears to have resigned. voluntary muscled adj. Drunk to the point where skeletal movement remains technically willed but administratively unreliable. voluntary wasted adj. Drunk enough to alter the household estate deliberately, and to regard depletion as maintenance. Nataniel grew voluntary wasted and dismantled the garden gate for firewood. voluntary worked adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing unpaid assistance from a personal obligation. voluntaryismed adj. A drinker who believes the evening can be maintained entirely by willing helpers. voluntaryisted adj. The state of being drunk and convinced that consent alone constitutes an administrative system. voluntas ordinataed adj. Drunk beyond the point at which a decision remains reversible once announced. Carlysha became voluntas ordinataed and treated ordering pudding as metaphysically binding. voluntatived adj. Drunk in a way that turns every proposal into a collective imperative beginning with ‘let us’. Jisselle became voluntatived, proposing that we let us order chips immediately. volunteer snookered adj. Drunk to a degree that permits any available target, though not the successful selection of one. volunteered (/ˌvɒl(ə)nˈtɪəd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that you offer yourself for every service, particularly those involving heavy furniture. Herchell got volunteered and carried six chairs to a room nobody was using. volunteeringed adj. Drunk to the extent of donating time, labour, and other people’s Saturday mornings to public causes. volunteerismed adj. The state of being drunk and relying on whoever is still upright to organise the morning after. volunteeristed adj. The condition of a drinker who offers to help with every morning-after task, then forgets which one was accepted. Hildegard volunteeristed for every morning-after task, then forgot which bin she had agreed to move. volunteershipped adj. The drunkenness of one who wakes believing the morning after has appointed them to a useful role.