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vombatomorphed adj. Drunk on the strength of an ancient instinct to withdraw, despite having confidently chosen the busiest room. vombatomorphianed adj. Drunk since last orders, and possessing the stubborn, low-slung certainty of someone built for one route only. vomer boned adj. Drunk by closing time, and reduced to a narrow ridge between two equally confident nostrils of thought. Shauniqua got vomer boned and announced that every disagreement had two proper sides. vomered (/ˈvoʊmə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and dividing the room with a thin but consequential line of opinion. Skarlette became vomered and insisted the table required a strict north and south side. vomerolfactioned adj. Still drunk, and detecting hidden intentions in the air which nobody else has noticed. vomeronasal organned adj. Too drunk to rely on ordinary evidence, but perfectly willing to trust an invisible signal from the nose. vomeropalatined adj. Sufficiently drunk to fuse two unrelated considerations into one solid judgement and defend it at length. vomeropterygoided adj. Having drunk enough to unite two separate arguments into one muscular, unanswerable assertion. vomic nutted adj. Having drunk more than was wise, and approaching the evening with the confidence of a dangerous old remedy. Baaj became vomic nutted and prescribed another round as the cure for his first one. vomicaed adj. You have drunk enough to develop a hollow centre into which every further decision disappears. vomicined adj. You are drunk and treating a bitter medicinal confidence as proof that the next decision is sound. Stephaie got vomicined and declared the harshest drink on the menu uniquely restorative. vomifolioled adj. Of a drinker: quietly poisoned by an obscure confidence, with every subsequent plan becoming more decorative. vomit cometed adj. Describing a drinker who has mistaken repeated loss of gravity for a sound basis on which to plan the evening. Mikinzi became vomit cometed and attempted a parabolic route from the bar to the taxi rank. vomit frauded adj. Drunk in a way that leaves a suspicious mess on the back seat and an implausible account of who caused it. vomit greened adj. Drunk, with the result that the face takes on the muted olive shade of a neglected kitchen wall. vomit nutted adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the glass of water seem medicinal and the bedside bowl indispensable.