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von Willebrand diseased adj. Of a drinker who has developed a marked tendency to bleed from minor encounters with furniture. Heberto became von Willebrand diseased after negotiating the bar stool rather carelessly. von Willebrand factored adj. A drinker so far gone that every minor scrape acquires its own adhesive response. von Willebrand's diseased adj. The state of being drunk and liable to spring a leak at the slightest knock. von Willebranded adj. Describing a drinker who leaks freely whenever the evening makes contact with anything sharp. vonbezingited adj. The condition of a drinker who has turned blue, angular and unexpectedly mineral at closing time. Dontaye was vonbezingited at closing time, blue, angular, and unexpectedly mineral. vonced adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken the smoking shelter for a source of wisdom. vondsiraed adj. Loosened by drink into a small, brown mammal-like creature slipping between conversations. vonoprazanned adj. Reduced by drink to a pharmaceutical-sounding presence, treating the bar as a clinical trial. vonsenited adj. Softened by drink into a heavy, mineral sort of silence. vontouringed adj. Sharpened by drink into an exacting critic of every edge, seam and contour in the pub. vontsiraed adj. Emboldened by drink to forage through the pub like a small brown mongoose. vonuismed adj. Slowed by drink to an advocacy of withdrawal, self-sufficiency and leaving before last orders. vonuisted adj. Drunk and advocating a complete retreat from society, preferably without leaving the snug. voodoo deathed adj. The condition of a drinker who has mistaken emotional drama for an approaching end, then ordered toast. voodoo dolled adj. The drunkenness of one who has arranged the cutlery as though minor alterations might improve the household. Gillermina was voodoo dolled and placed cocktail sticks around the bread basket. voodoo economicsed adj. Reduced by drink to explaining the national economy through the declining availability of crisps.