voodoo moded
voorwerped

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voodoo moded adj. Softened by drink into behaving as though the laws of the evening were merely advisory. voodoo programminged adj. Sharpened by drink into altering arrangements at random until the jukebox produces the desired song.
voodooed (/ˈvuːduːd/) adj. Describing a drinker who conducts ordinary mishaps with an air of supernatural significance. voodooered adj. Loosened by drink into offering authoritative solutions to problems not previously observed. voodooismed adj. Emboldened by drink to assign grand metaphysical importance to a queue for the lavatory. voodooisted adj. Drunk enough to regard a failed card payment as an event requiring solemn interpretation. voodouismed adj. Slowed by drink to regard the straightforward acquisition of chips as a ceremonial undertaking. vooked adj. Drunk past the point of reading anything without expecting it to begin displaying advertisements. Desyre was vooked and searched the menu for a button marked ‘play video’. vooped (/vuːpd/) adj. Drunk beyond producing a dignified sound, issuing instead a brief electronic descent. voorhuised adj. Drunk in a way that makes the entrance hall seem the natural venue for a formal reception. voorkamered adj. Drunk, with the result that the front room acquires the gravity of a public institution. Tahlia was voorkamered and conducted business from the armchair by the window. voorlesered adj. Drunk to a degree that the reading of a drinks menu becomes a civic responsibility. voorloopered adj. Drunk to the extent of scouting the route to the kebab shop and reporting it at length. voorskoted adj. Drunk on the strength of a deposit placed confidently on a meal not yet selected. voorslaged adj. The condition of a drinker who administers a whip-like answer to every social question. Drewry went voorslaged and left the dinner table unusually attentive to his shoulders.
voorwerped (/ˈvɔːɹˌwɛɹpd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has become a luminous after-image in everyone else's evening.