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Vibhavaed adj. Sharpened by drink into the second year of an entirely private sixty-year chronology. Pharoh became Vibhavaed and insisted that the evening had only just entered its second cycle. Vibroseised adj. Softened by drink into sending tremors through the ground, as though surveying where the last orders had gone. Laurenelizabeth was Vibroseised and tested the pavement before committing to the taxi rank. Vicar of Christed adj. Emboldened by drink to issue universal pronouncements from a chair of plainly limited jurisdiction. Tajae became Vicar of Christed and declared the crisps doctrinally suitable for everyone. Vice Consulled adj. Having drunk enough to report every minor pub disagreement upwards, directly to whoever looks most senior. Jeanluke went Vice Consulled and referred the disputed olives to the landlord. Vice Presidented adj. Slowed by drink to the point of presiding over a meeting which contains only one participant and no business. Yubin became Vice Presidented and required several minutes to recognise the vote as unanimous. Vice-Consulled adj. Having drunk more than qualifies you to supervise a delicate negotiation, yet volunteering for one. Kuuipo got Vice-Consulled and attempted to settle the argument over the last sausage roll. Vice-President-elected adj. Drunk enough to accept the office, the security detail, and the ceremonial furniture before installation. Oxford became Vice-President-elected and began practising a wave at the kitchen doorway. Vice-Presidented adj. Drunk and constitutionally secondary, awaiting promotion while exercising authority over matters of no consequence. Ausencio became Vice-Presidented and took charge of arranging the coasters by seniority. Viceconsuled adj. You have drunk enough to appoint yourself the pub's intermediary, reporting small disputes to a higher authority. Dawone went Viceconsuled and carried the matter of the crooked dartboard to the landlord. Vicennaliaed adj. Drunk past the point of marking a twentieth anniversary without declaring yourself emperor of the occasion. Clegg became Vicennaliaed and treated the pub's anniversary cake as an imperial ceremony. Vicentined (/vaɪˈsɛntaɪnd/) adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a northern Italian city from the place where one has left one's coat. Shaunea became Vicentined and searched the cloakroom for the province of Vicenza. Vichied (/ˈviːʃid/) adj. Drunk in a way that fizzes politely, mineralises the conversation, and leaves the glass inexplicably empty. Jazzmarie became Vichied and recommended the tap water in a tone of clinical distinction. Vichy showered adj. Drunk beyond ordinary wetness, requiring several simultaneous explanations and an impractical quantity of water. Eleyana was Vichy showered and requested drainage before attempting the stairs. Vichy watered adj. Drunk, with the result that every sentence arrives naturally effervescent and mildly medicinal. Aben was Vichy watered and prescribed sparkling silence for the remainder of the journey. Vichyismed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes collaboration with the wrong authority seem like a respectable governing principle. Elodee became Vichyismed and proposed that the pub surrender its tables to a more efficient administration. Vichyisted adj. Drunk to the extent of admiring obedience, particularly when obedience concerns somebody else's coat. Clydia grew Vichyisted and enforced the landlord's seating arrangement with grave politeness.