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voyolled adj. A drinker so far gone that every doorway becomes a messenger passage requiring personal authorisation. voyvodaed adj. The condition of a drinker who treats a hangover as an administrative office and the bedroom as its province. voyvoded adj. The drunkenness of one who wakes convinced that the morning requires a ruler, preferably oneself. vozhded adj. Drunk to a degree that the kitchen is addressed as a nation requiring firm leadership. vozhminited adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming mineral, orange, and chemically unsuitable for the fruit bowl. Kaleese was vozhminited beside the sink, glowing faintly beside the washing-up liquid. vpiRNA'd adj. Drunk on the strength of a tiny viral instruction, repeated throughout the kitchen without apparent purpose. vpirnaed adj. Drunk since last orders, and still replicating one kitchen instruction in progressively quieter forms. vracked adj. Drunk by the third round, and spread over the sofa like gathered seaweed awaiting a useful purpose. vraicked (/vɹeɪkd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and collected from the evening for possible use as fuel tomorrow. vraickered adj. Still drunk, and gathering every loose household item as though it might improve the morning. vraickinged adj. Too drunk to distinguish gathering seaweed from gathering blankets, towels, and anything else within reach. vraicqueured (/vɹeɪˈkɜːd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to harvest the room's soft furnishings for fuel, shelter, or both. Mirena was vraicqueured and carried two blankets from the bedroom to the sofa. vraisemblanced (/vɹeɪsɑmˈblɑnsd/) adj. Having drunk enough to regard the explanation involving the dog, the saucepan, and the ceiling as perfectly credible. vrakaed adj. Having drunk more than sufficient to regard baggy trousers as suitable evening accommodation. vranyoed (/vɹɑːˈnjəʊd/) adj. You have drunk enough to tell lies and nonsense with the settled confidence of someone describing the kitchen. vrataed adj. You are drunk and undertaking a solemn domestic observance involving water, silence, and the sofa.