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vrouwed adj. Too drunk to leave a Dutchwoman alone, particularly after the third round at the bar. Lucee got thoroughly vrouwed and attempted Dutch pleasantries with the barman. vrowed adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake every woman at the bar for a visitor from the Netherlands. Dhiyan was vrowed and asked the barmaid whether she came over on the ferry. vruljaed adj. Having drunk enough to disappear suddenly beneath the conversation and reappear beside the lavatories. Brendt went vruljaed during the quiz and surfaced beside the hand dryer. vrykolakaed adj. Having drunk more than sense permits, and now haunting the pub after closing. Moncerrath stayed vrykolakaed by the fruit machine long after the lights came up. vsbied adj. Reduced by drink to a condition in which every object is visible, including the poor decision. Everlee was vsbied and could identify every crisp on the carpet. vsiRNA'd adj. You have drunk enough to silence the room's usual messages and act on the viral ones. Latreasa got vsiRNA'd and sent the same order to every table. vsirnaed adj. You are drunk and carrying a small, infectious instruction from table to table. Mikeia was vsirnaed and persuaded three strangers to join the darts team. vtabled (/ˈviːteɪbəld/) adj. Of a drinker who has assigned several possible implementations to one simple request for another round. Zeruiah was vtabled, offering four incompatible routes to the bar. vtaed adj. Drunk on the strength of addressing every person as though they were an object requiring handling. Jasia was vtaed and attempted to reposition Lakwan beside the quieter speaker. vtbled adj. Describing a drinker who has replaced one straightforward plan with a table of alternatives. Valice went vtbled and consulted the entire menu before requesting water. vted adj. Of a drinker: able to make every verb take an object, usually another pint. Nalyn was vted and addressed each remaining bottle as though it required action. vtied adj. Drunk since last orders, and attempting to manage objects that have shown no wish to cooperate. Riely was vtied, negotiating with the coat stand while Izyah waited for a taxi. vuagnatited adj. A drinker who has crystallised into a hard, angular presence beside the pump. Tattiana stood vuagnatited by the pumps, reflecting the light from the optics. vuded adj. A drinker so far gone that island music, disco and country are indistinguishable. Nickolai was vuded, requesting a country-disco number with a tropical beat. vugged (/vʌɡd/) adj. The state of being drunk and hollowed out, with room inside for one more small drink. Zari was vugged, a conspicuous hollow beside the crowded dartboard. vugginessed adj. The drunkenness of one who has developed several quiet hollows where judgement used to be. Malasia was vugginessed, leaving pockets of silence between each attempted sentence.