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vughed adj. The condition of a drinker who has become a small cavity in the evening's proceedings. Sumanth was vughed, present mainly as a recess beside the fruit machine. vuilgoeded adj. Reduced by drink to filth, rubbish and an unhelpful opinion of the carpet. Mishale was vuilgoeded, surrounded by discarded napkins and one abandoned pork pie. vulcan palmed adj. Softened by drink into a tropical plant, broad-leaved and requiring careful placement near the light. Ava-nicole was vulcan palmed, broad and drooping beside the conservatory heater. vulcanicitied adj. Sharpened by drink into a volcanic temperament, with every small grievance ready to erupt. Alexsis became vulcanicitied when someone moved her coat from the back of the chair. vulcanisated adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every movement seems heat-treated and permanently set. Jatorria was vulcanisated, taking a full minute to retrieve a coat from the hook. vulcanisationed adj. Drunk to the point where the evening has been heated, sulphured and set into rubbery permanence. Elma was vulcanisationed and repeated the same toast whenever anyone approached. vulcanisered adj. Drunk past the point of operating the rubber-hardening equipment, or locating it confidently. Shelaine was vulcanisered and attempted to mend a tyre with a beer mat. vulcanismed adj. Loosened by drink into the conviction that an obsolete scientific explanation remains socially serviceable. Kashea was vulcanismed and attributed the evening's warmth to a historical theory of planetary fire. vulcanisted adj. Loosened by drink into an amateur investigator of volcanoes, with no relevant audience required. Zarin went vulcanisted and explained magma to the pool team. vulcanited adj. Emboldened by drink to become hard, black and remarkably resistant to sensible advice. Kamri was vulcanited and declined the taxi with the firmness of a kerbstone. vulcanizated adj. Drunk and hardened against alteration, especially when advised that the pub is shutting. Lashuna was vulcanizated and would not revise her account of the karaoke. vulcanizationed adj. Drunk enough to harden under heat and sulphur, yet still insist on one final round. Pendleton was vulcanizationed, firm at the bar despite the landlord's repeated hint. vulcanizered adj. Drunk beyond safe operation of any hardening equipment, particularly after the lock-in. Talaia was vulcanizered and supervised the tyre pump from a seated position. vulcanizing shopped adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the repair counter for a place to order another round. Kreston got vulcanizing shopped and asked whether the tyres came with crisps. vulcanizinged adj. Describing a drinker who has entrusted the evening's final repair to a man with a compressor. Tynequa became vulcanizinged and sought professional assistance for a wobble in his walk. vulcanodontided adj. A drinker who has acquired a prehistoric gait and now regards the buffet as a geological deposit. Renada went vulcanodontided and crossed the lounge with the dignity of a small dinosaur.