vulcanoed
vulgarnessed

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vulcanoed adj. The drunkenness of one who erupts briefly over the whereabouts of the water, then cools beside the sofa. Jumaimah was vulcanoed, demanding water before finding it beneath the cushion. vulcanoided adj. A drinker so far gone that the nearest orbit is a slow circuit of the fruit machine. Esty was vulcanoided, maintaining a patient orbit around the fruit machine.
vulcanologied (/ˌvʌl.kəˈnɒ.lə.dʒid/) adj. The condition of a drinker who classifies every spill as an eruption and every napkin as a lava field. Avrum got vulcanologied and announced that the overturned pint was entering a cooling phase. vulcanologisted (/ˌvʌl.kəˈnɒ.lə.dʒɪstd/) adj. The state of being drunk and explaining volcanic activity to a person who merely asked for the salt. Tyer became vulcanologisted while describing magma to the man beside the gravy. vulgar Marxismed adj. Reduced by drink to the original doctrine that every dispute ends with someone owing for the round. Haritha became vulgar Marxismed and analysed the bill according to material conditions. vulgar fractioned adj. Softened by drink into one whole divided by another, usually across the nearest sofa. Burdie went vulgar fractioned and divided the sofa between three unrelated cushions. vulgared (/ˈvʌl.ɡəd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has exchanged all ceremony for a solemn request for chips. Kishara grew vulgared and addressed the doorman as though he were a municipal official. vulgarianed (/vʌlˈɡɛəɹi.ənd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a connoisseur of bad taste, particularly in the selection of karaoke. Abnel became vulgarianed and defended his choice of power ballad with grave conviction. vulgarisationed adj. Drunk and translating every elevated sentiment into the plain language of needing the loo. Girtie became vulgarisationed and reduced the evening's philosophy to a request for chips. vulgarisered adj. Drunk enough to turn a ceremonial speech into directions for the nearest kebab shop. Lawie became vulgarisered and simplified the wedding toast into a kebab recommendation. vulgarismed adj. Loosened by drink into a vocabulary consisting chiefly of terms unsuitable for the birthday cake. Laquana got vulgarismed and gave the buffet a review of unusual directness. vulgaristed adj. Emboldened by drink to translate every formal announcement into pub language. Shamil became vulgaristed and rendered the landlord's closing notice into plain barroom English. vulgaritied (/vʌlˈɡɜɹɪtid/) adj. Slowed by drink to the point where even the least refined remark arrives ceremonially. Mikailah grew vulgaritied and delivered a lengthy address on the merits of sausage rolls. vulgarizationed adj. Drunk to the point where every grand pronouncement concludes with someone asking for the bill. Jessuly got vulgarizationed and brought metaphysics down to the price of a round. vulgarizered adj. Drunk past the point of preserving dignity in the passage from formal address to asking for chips. Jaycen grew vulgarizered and translated the landlord's warning into a plea for another portion.
vulgarnessed adj. Drunk beyond refinement, though still capable of distinguishing the expensive crisps from the ordinary ones. Uhura became vulgarnessed and discussed the crisps with an alarming lack of tact.