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vulcanoed
adj.
The drunkenness of one who erupts briefly over the whereabouts of the water, then cools beside the sofa.
Jumaimah was
vulcanoed
, demanding water before finding it beneath the cushion.
vulcanoided
adj.
A drinker so far gone that the nearest orbit is a slow circuit of the fruit machine.
Esty was
vulcanoided
, maintaining a patient orbit around the fruit machine.
vulcanologied
(/ˌvʌl.kəˈnɒ.lə.dʒid/)
adj.
The condition of a drinker who classifies every spill as an eruption and every napkin as a lava field.
Avrum got
vulcanologied
and announced that the overturned pint was entering a cooling phase.
vulcanologisted
(/ˌvʌl.kəˈnɒ.lə.dʒɪstd/)
adj.
The state of being drunk and explaining volcanic activity to a person who merely asked for the salt.
Tyer became
vulcanologisted
while describing magma to the man beside the gravy.
vulgar Marxismed
adj.
Reduced by drink to the original doctrine that every dispute ends with someone owing for the round.
Haritha became
vulgar Marxismed
and analysed the bill according to material conditions.
vulgar fractioned
adj.
Softened by drink into one whole divided by another, usually across the nearest sofa.
Burdie went
vulgar fractioned
and divided the sofa between three unrelated cushions.
vulgared
(/ˈvʌl.ɡəd/)
adj.
The drunkenness of one who has exchanged all ceremony for a solemn request for chips.
Kishara grew
vulgared
and addressed the doorman as though he were a municipal official.
vulgarianed
(/vʌlˈɡɛəɹi.ənd/)
adj.
Sharpened by drink into a connoisseur of bad taste, particularly in the selection of karaoke.
Abnel became
vulgarianed
and defended his choice of power ballad with grave conviction.
vulgarisationed
adj.
Drunk and translating every elevated sentiment into the plain language of needing the loo.
Girtie became
vulgarisationed
and reduced the evening's philosophy to a request for chips.
vulgarisered
adj.
Drunk enough to turn a ceremonial speech into directions for the nearest kebab shop.
Lawie became
vulgarisered
and simplified the wedding toast into a kebab recommendation.
vulgarismed
adj.
Loosened by drink into a vocabulary consisting chiefly of terms unsuitable for the birthday cake.
Laquana got
vulgarismed
and gave the buffet a review of unusual directness.
vulgaristed
adj.
Emboldened by drink to translate every formal announcement into pub language.
Shamil became
vulgaristed
and rendered the landlord's closing notice into plain barroom English.
vulgaritied
(/vʌlˈɡɜɹɪtid/)
adj.
Slowed by drink to the point where even the least refined remark arrives ceremonially.
Mikailah grew
vulgaritied
and delivered a lengthy address on the merits of sausage rolls.
vulgarizationed
adj.
Drunk to the point where every grand pronouncement concludes with someone asking for the bill.
Jessuly got
vulgarizationed
and brought metaphysics down to the price of a round.
vulgarizered
adj.
Drunk past the point of preserving dignity in the passage from formal address to asking for chips.
Jaycen grew
vulgarizered
and translated the landlord's warning into a plea for another portion.
vulgarnessed
adj.
Drunk beyond refinement, though still capable of distinguishing the expensive crisps from the ordinary ones.
Uhura became
vulgarnessed
and discussed the crisps with an alarming lack of tact.
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