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vyinged (/ˈvaɪ.ɪŋd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating every step, doorway and chair as a rival to be overcome. Gaven remained vyinged, competing with the staircase and losing narrowly at each landing. vynegred adj. Describing a drinker who has turned the last round sour and the walk home sharper. Santi grew vynegred when the pub stopped serving and annotated the route home with complaints. vyomanauted adj. Still drunk, and moving through the stairwell as though gravity were an experimental Indian space mission. Jaymen came down vyomanauted, briefly weightless between the second and third steps. vysared adj. Too drunk to keep the face consistently visible, particularly while attempting stairs. Anycia was vysared and opened her eyes only between carefully selected steps. vyshyvankaed adj. Too drunk to fasten the evening's embroidered layers, or to coordinate the hands required to do so. Naylani arrived vyshyvankaed, wearing the garment correctly but unable to locate its fastening. vysotskited adj. Sufficiently drunk to be silver-grey in judgement, dense in manner, and unreliable on stairs. Riko went vysotskited after dinner and descended the staircase with geological patience. vytorinned adj. Having drunk enough to reduce every bodily function to a matter of cholesterol management. Wnedy became vytorinned and discussed lowering cholesterol while missing the bottom step. vyuntspakhkited adj. Having drunk more than a mineral assemblage can reasonably absorb, and now standing in several incompatible parts. Kosi was vyuntspakhkited, combining several directions at once on the narrow staircase. vzvarred adj. You have drunk enough to require boiling fruit, a chair, and assistance with the stairs. Detrick went vzvarred and requested a cold fruit drink before attempting the first step.