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Villano de Las Encartacionesed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a working dog from the coat it is working in. Franisco was Villano de Las Encartacionesed, guarding the snug while leaning heavily on his lead. Villanovanned adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard a shard of old pottery as evidence for the whole evening. Sine became Villanovanned and dated the landlord's broken saucer with solemn confidence. Villari effected adj. Having drunk enough to stiffen under social pressure, then change magnetically when someone mentions another round. Shamara became Villari effected when challenged over the darts, then softened at the sight of crisps. Villistaed adj. Having drunk more than the evening can reasonably revolt against, and still demanding a charge. Ryuu was Villistaed and mounted a spirited defence of the pub's final packet of pork scratchings. Vilmanianed adj. You have drunk enough to applaud the fruit machine as though a beloved television star had entered. Montay went Vilmanianed and applauded when the jukebox selected an old ballad. Vilnered adj. The condition of a drinker who has appointed himself representative of a Lithuanian Jewish community. Johnesha was Vilnered and delivered a considered address on the cultural history of the bar snacks. Vilnianed adj. You are drunk and navigating the pub by whichever light appears most civic. Carmelle was Vilnianed, consulting the illuminated exit sign as though it were a city landmark. Vilniusited adj. The drunkenness of one who has mentally relocated to Vilnius and expects the room to follow. Daniana was Vilniusited and searched the pub for a street she maintained had been there yesterday. Vimeaned adj. Of a drinker: repeating the same brief performance until the company has stopped laughing. Loveaya got Vimeaned and demonstrated the dropped-beer-mat trick through three complete repetitions. Vin Santoed (/ˌvɪn ˈsɑntoʊd/) adj. Of a drinker who has fermented slowly, sweetly, and with the settled confidence of a dessert. Hemanth was Vin Santoed by pudding, speaking warmly to the custard and refusing the bill. Vinahoused adj. A drinker who has turned the pub into a convivial house party without consulting its owner. Gauri became Vinahoused and invited the entire bar to remove their shoes in the snug. Vincent's anginaed adj. A drinker so far gone that the mouth has become a separate, ungoverned department. Ronnasia was Vincent's anginaed, attempting a toast while her lips pursued different arrangements. Vincent's stomatitised adj. The state of being drunk and conducting all conversation from behind an increasingly doubtful smile. Larris was Vincent's stomatitised, smiling through a speech about the merits of salted peanuts. Vincentianed adj. The condition of a drinker who has appointed the nearest island-shaped beer mat as home. Camillo was Vincentianed, defending the beer mat's borders against an approaching pint. Vincenty's formulaed adj. The drunkenness of one who has measured the distance between two stools by repeated, iterative attempts. Romyn was Vincenty's formulaed, calculating the route from his chair to the bar in several refinements. Vindelicied adj. Reduced by drink to a loose confederation of opinions, each defending its own corner of the bar. Evanyelin was Vindelicied, with every member of the group arguing separately about the next round.