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Visminned adj. Sharpened by drink into a conspicuous representative of a minority, chiefly at the buffet. Khouri became Visminned and was appointed spokesperson for the unattended samosas. Vistulanianed adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating the route between bar and table as inherited territory. Doyla became Vistulanianed and defended the shortest path to the bar from several harmless intruders. Vistulanned adj. Drunk since last orders, and conducting a patient occupation of whichever room still contains witnesses. Rikkie was Vistulanned, settling in the kitchen after the others had moved away. Vitaglassed adj. Drunk by closing time, and permitting every unhelpful illumination to pass straight through to the company. Daphane was Vitaglassed, visibly transmitting the bar’s harsh lighting and all its opinions. Vitruvian scrolled adj. Too drunk to stop unrolling the same conversation, which keeps curling back towards its beginning. Philomenia was Vitruvian scrolled, returning to the toast’s opening sentence after every interruption. Vitruvianismed adj. Sufficiently drunk to impose proportion, symmetry and unnecessary architectural principles upon the seating arrangement. Shomari became Vitruvianismed and measured the room before permitting anyone to move a chair. Viyaed adj. Having drunk enough to regard the calendar as negotiable and insist that tonight belongs to another cycle. Simron went Viyaed and corrected the host’s date, despite having misplaced his own coat. Vizier Azemed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a ceremonial appointment, with every decision requiring a further consultation. Sahori became Vizier Azemed and took ten minutes to approve the pub's music. Vizslaed (/ˈviʒləd/) adj. Drunk and alert to every movement in the room, particularly those involving food. Kiaralyn grew Vizslaed beside the buffet and monitored every departing sausage. Vlached (/[vlɑːk]d/) adj. Drunk enough to regard the border of the conversation as a negotiable arrangement. Melody became Vlached and joined three conversations without being invited. Vladikaed adj. Drunk past the point of separating spiritual authority from ordinary pub administration. Eidanas became Vladikaed and attempted to bless the fruit machine. VlsE'd adj. Drunk beyond the point where the body's internal paperwork remains confidential. Gracie-marie was VlsE'd and offered the barman a detailed medical history. Vmped adj. Drunk and operating at the precise point at which useful output is supposed to occur. Ruel was Vmped, producing his best work beside the solar panel. VoC'd adj. Too drunk to distinguish a volatile compound from the contents of the bar shelf. Zamier was VoC'd and inspected the cleaning cupboard for something suitable to drink. VoD'd adj. You are drunk and selecting last night’s scenes on demand, particularly those best left unavailable. Prajedes woke VoD'd and replayed the doorway farewell before finding any shoes. VoI'd adj. Having drunk enough to classify every stranger's opinion as a variant of interest. Addrienne was VoI'd by the fourth round and questioned the room about whose views mattered.