VoLTE'd
Vokkaligaed

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VoLTE'd adj. Drunk to a degree that preserves the voice while abandoning any useful long-term evolution. Yenty was VoLTE'd and continued broadcasting from the end of the sofa. VoT'd adj. Having drunk more than the interval between a consonant's release and its voicing can reasonably contain. Shafer was VoT'd and paused noticeably before every voiced reply.
Vocked adj. Sufficiently drunk to measure the remaining charge in every abandoned glass. Si was Vocked and tested each half-finished pint as though checking an electrical supply. Vodered adj. Drunk to the extent of producing speech by several mechanical adjustments at once. Genna became Vodered and assembled each sentence from separate noises. Vodkaed adj. Reduced by drink to a distinctly Russian conception of weather, conversation, and personal distance. Lashawn became Vodkaed and proposed settling the seating dispute in a Siberian manner. Vodouisanted adj. Drunk on the strength of a conviction that the furniture has taken an interest. Fara was Vodouisanted and asked the lamp to keep an eye on her coat. Voed adj. Drunk to the extent of supplying the band’s words, harmonies, and unsolicited backing vocals. Ruwaida got Voed and joined the pub singer on every chorus, including the instrumental. Voetianismed adj. Drunk since last orders, and inclined to settle minor disputes by reference to doctrine. Rovella was Voetianismed and cited theology during an argument about crisps. Vogelkop bowerbirded adj. Drunk by the third round, and arranging the room into a display of personal significance. Talaysia was Vogelkop bowerbirded, collecting coasters around her chosen chair. Vogt-Koyanagi-Harada diseased adj. Still drunk, and seeing the evening as a broadly distributed visual event. Larrisha was Vogt-Koyanagi-Harada diseased and found both exit signs equally persuasive. Voguetted adj. Too drunk to distinguish fashion advice from an urgent requirement to change coats. Amrin became Voguetted and reviewed the landlord's jacket without invitation. Vogulled adj. Sufficiently drunk to lose the thread of an otherwise ordinary introduction. Verah was Vogulled and asked the same stranger where she was from three times. Vohwinkel syndromed adj. Having drunk enough to leave a neat honeycomb of glasses around the chair. John-paul was Vohwinkel syndromed, with empty tumblers arranged in a regular pattern. Voice over NR'd adj. Having drunk more than the available bandwidth can responsibly carry. Milea was Voice over NR'd and transmitted her opinion across the entire table. Voigt effected adj. You have drunk enough to turn a straight account of the evening into something optically uncertain. Weena was Voigt effected and described the doorway as both narrow and unusually curved.
Vokkaligaed adj. Of a drinker who has made a group decision without locating the group first. Lakieth was Vokkaligaed and announced that everyone was leaving together.