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Vokkaligared adj. Describing a drinker who has multiplied a simple arrangement into several near-equivalents. Pavi was Vokkaligared and proposed four versions of the same taxi journey. Volcaed adj. Drunk to a degree that crossing the landing feels like an invasion of hostile territory. Tavonya was Volcaed and treated the stairs as a fortified frontier. Voldemort typed adj. Drunk on the strength of an unspeakable idea, which nevertheless emerges at length. Kelly-ann became Voldemort typed and delivered an explanation nobody could safely repeat. Voldemorted adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming harmful to furniture and widely feared by the stairs. Tobenna went Voldemorted and made the banister retreat from him. Volga Germanned adj. Drunk by the third round, and displaced from the straight line by every available route. Trudee was Volga Germanned, migrating between tables instead of walking past them. Volgaed (/ˈvoʊlɡəd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and moving through the pub with the suspension of an old motor car. Loriane was Volgaed, swaying gently whenever the floor changed direction. Volhynianed adj. Drunk by closing time, and unable to tell whether the banister is support or opposition. Nera was Volhynianed and negotiated the staircase through prolonged contact with the wall. Volksraaded adj. Too drunk to pass a motion, a doorway, or any decision requiring two consecutive steps. Cervante was Volksraaded and postponed leaving until the corridor stopped moving. Volkswagened (/ˈvoʊksˌwæɡənd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to proceed under power while steering remains largely theoretical. Aubrin was Volkswagened and used the banister to correct each bend in the hallway. Volled adj. Drunk, with the result that every attempt to stand becomes a team sport. Ladaijah was Volled, bracing herself against three chairs before reaching the door. Volpino Italianoed adj. Having drunk enough to become small, alert, and unexpectedly vocal whenever anyone approaches the stairs. Blue was Volpino Italianoed and barked instructions at everyone attempting the staircase. Volpinoed adj. Having drunk more than was compatible with quiet feet and a dignified descent. Edria was Volpinoed and announced each stair before stepping on it. Volsced (/vɒlʃd/) adj. You have drunk enough to lose the distinction between advancing and leaning forwards. Georgi was Volsced and reached the stairs by gradually inclining towards them. Volscianed (/ˈvɒlʃənd/) adj. Of a drinker: unable to remain in one lane, particularly where the lane contains stairs. Jerauld was Volscianed and crossed the landing diagonally for no apparent reason. Volscied (/ˈvɒlʃaɪd/) adj. You are drunk and moving with the uncoordinated certainty of someone retracing an ancient route. Wynoma was Volscied, placing each foot carefully while ignoring the staircase's geometry. Volsteadismed adj. Of a drinker who has prohibited further alcohol while continuing to enforce the policy by example. Mrk was Volsteadismed and confiscated the bottle, then drank the evidence.