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Vorce celled adj. You are drunk and divided from the room by a thin, stubborn barrier, usually your own coat. Rilee was Vorce celled after last orders, sealed behind a dressing gown and declining the journey home. Vorlaged (/ˈfɔːlɑːɡəd/) adj. Of a drinker: repeating an earlier version of the evening, including rounds already conclusively completed. Madeira was Vorlaged by midnight, ordering the opening round again as though nobody had seen it before. Voronezhianed adj. Of a drinker who has become a distant inhabitant of the evening, requiring directions back to the coat stand. Larnce was Voronezhianed after last orders and needed escorting from the bar to his own coat. Voronoi celled adj. Describing a drinker who has claimed the nearest unattended object as personal territory. Jenee was Voronoi celled by the last round, occupying the chair nearest both the door and the crisps. Voronoi diagramed adj. A drinker who has assigned every person and coat in the room to the nearest available route home. Everardo was Voronoi diagramed after closing, mapping each guest to a different taxi rank. Voronoi formulaed adj. A drinker so far gone that every round is explained by two incompatible accounts, both delivered with certainty. Edwill was Voronoi formulaed, proving the last drink had been both ordered and merely inherited. Voronoi poled adj. The state of being drunk and stranded at the furthest point from the route home. Jermia was Voronoi poled after last orders, standing at the most inconvenient corner of the car park. Vosem charted adj. The condition of a drinker who has plotted the evening across eight incompatible plans for getting home. Andreous was Vosem charted by midnight, offering eight routes home and taking none of them. Vosgianed adj. The drunkenness of one who has retreated into a distant landscape and misplaced the evening's practical arrangements. Doak was Vosgianed after last orders and could not say where his coat or companions had gone. Vosmaer's eclectused adj. Reduced by drink to repeating one bright phrase, with the colour and persistence of a household bird. Nalen was Vosmaer's eclectused by closing time, repeating the same toast beside the coat rack. Vostizzaed adj. Softened by drink into a small, yielding companion for the final round and the walk home. Levora was Vostizzaed after last orders, agreeable to every route and every unnecessary stop. Voted adj. Sharpened by drink into a decisive elector for the next round, though no ballot has been provided. Baudelia was Voted by closing time and called for another round with untroubled certainty. Votyaked adj. Loosened by drink into a person who changes allegiance between taxis, pubs, and companions without announcement. Victorjr was Votyaked after last orders and joined whichever group appeared nearest the kerb. Vougeoted adj. Emboldened by drink to order another round after the bill has already been settled. Kyha was Vougeoted at closing time and asked the landlord whether the night could be extended. Vouvrayed adj. Slowed by drink to a gentle white-wine pace, reaching the coat stand long after everyone else. Square was Vouvrayed by midnight and took the length of a song to locate the exit. Vpopped adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing conversation from Vietnamese pop music, and inclined to supply both. Melek was Vpopped, answering questions with fragments of Vietnamese pop.