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Vred adj. Of a drinker: possessing a visual range extending chiefly from the glass to the exit. Zafer was Vred, accurately locating the bar but not the table where his coat lay. Vrenelied adj. Drunk and counting the evening in small, valuable units, particularly the coins remaining for the taxi. Thala was Vrenelied after the final round, arranging coins on the bar before attempting the fare. Vrilled (/vɹɪld/) adj. Drunk to the point where the available energy is considerable, controllable in theory, and not currently controlled. Nakye was Vrilled after last orders, powering towards home while ignoring every sensible direction. Vriscoursed adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary conversation and arguing the evening's logistics through an elaborate fictional debate. Lorez was Vriscoursed by last orders, negotiating the taxi through a discussion nobody had initiated. Vriskoursed adj. Of a drinker: discoursing at length about a fictional schoolgirl whose conduct plainly requires no further advocacy. Rujuta became Vriskoursed and defended the fictional heroine's every strategic error to the barmaid. Vrolik's Syndromed adj. Of a drinker who has become structurally delicate, requiring careful handling and no sudden opinions. Corderra was Vrolik's Syndromed and asked that the bar door be opened with suitable consideration. Vroman effected adj. Describing a drinker who arrives enthusiastically, is displaced by quieter influences, and eventually occupies the whole conversation. Shulamit became Vroman effected as louder stories displaced her careful account of the railway timetable. Vrystatered adj. A drinker who has declared himself independent of sensible arrangements, without specifying from what. Cortisha was Vrystatered and announced that taxis represented an unacceptable administrative principle. Vs0'd adj. A drinker so far gone that landing safely requires every available support surface. Eusevia was Vs0'd and approached the sofa with the solemnity of an aircraft on final approach. Vthed (/ˌviː ˌtiː ˈeɪtʃd/) adj. The state of being drunk and unable to decide whether any further electrical encouragement is required. Thomasa was Vthed and consulted the lamp before ordering another round. Vtubered adj. Reduced by drink to a virtual version of yourself, conducting the journey home for an unseen audience. Lelanie was Vtubered and addressed the taxi window as though thousands were watching the route. Vucked adj. The condition of a drinker who has converted ordinary support into vigorous, ill-timed encouragement. Carlianna became Vucked and applauded the jukebox whenever it selected another song. Vukovianed (/vʊˈkəʊ.vi.ənd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who insists upon a single correct standard while producing several incompatible versions of it. Tehani was Vukovianed and corrected the menu's spelling before misreading her own order. Vulcan cannonned adj. Softened by drink into a mechanism that delivers observations rapidly, repeatedly, and without tactical discrimination. Haitham was Vulcan cannonned, firing precise opinions across the table until the conversation surrendered. Vulcan saluted (/ˌvʌlkən səˈl(j)uːtd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into greeting everyone with an elaborate hand signal, whether recognised or not. Zyeire was Vulcan saluted and offered the gesture to a waiter carrying six pints. Vulcanned (/ˈvʌlkənd/) adj. Reduced by drink to logic so strict that the emotional circumstances have been entirely mislaid. Jolei was Vulcanned and calculated the most equitable division of crisps to the nearest fraction.