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v-perfected adj. You are drunk and adding a final letter to every domestic instruction before obeying it. Kacie-rose was v-perfected and extended 'water' into a speech of several grammatical endings. v-ringed adj. Of a drinker: circling the sofa repeatedly, releasing promises of water at regular intervals. Sharin was v-ringed, orbiting the sofa while promising to fetch water. v-tached adj. Of a drinker who has developed a rapid, irregular pulse whenever the kitchen tap is opened. Novaly was v-tached and approached the kitchen tap with alarming cardiac enthusiasm. v-worded adj. Drunk in a way that makes euphemism seem inadequate, whether discussing anatomy or forbidden magic. Godson became v-worded and would only refer to the subject by its first letter. vCJD'd adj. Drunk, with the result that the evening proceeds in a markedly degenerative fashion. Alisiya went vCJD'd and forgot the route between the bar and the loos. vNAR'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and reduced by morning to the smallest domain in which the story still functions. Fatos was vNAR'd, able to discuss only the narrowest portion of last night's route. vP'd (/ˈlɪtl̩ ˈvi ˈpid/) adj. Drunk to the extent of making every sentence acquire a small leading particle and no clear purpose. Ibraheem got vP'd and began putting tiny grammatical engines before every noun. vPFC'd adj. Still drunk, and outsourcing judgement to whichever idea arrives first. Saleta remained vPFC'd and agreed to host breakfast for twenty people at six. vRNA'd adj. You have drunk enough to wake with the evening's instructions reduced to a loose genetic message. Tremar was vRNA'd by breakfast and could transmit only fragments of last night's plan. va-jay-jayed (/vəˈdʒeɪdʒeɪd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and speaking in nursery euphemisms about matters better left unsaid. Yudith was va-jay-jayed and explained the euphemism to a puzzled darts player. va-va-voomed adj. Still drunk, and possessed of considerably more lively excitement than the quiet bar requires. Elcy remained va-va-voomed, flirting energetically with the pub's least interested plant. vaaded adj. Too drunk to conduct a council, though perfectly willing to convene one at the bar. Christna got vaaded and appointed three stools to settle the crisps dispute. vaagmaered adj. Sufficiently drunk to lie lengthwise beside the bar and mistake the movement for swimming. Marquelle went vaagmaered and attempted to navigate the carpet as open water. vaagmared adj. Having drunk enough to become long, pale and oddly mobile whenever the landlord approaches. Johathan got vaagmared and slid away from the bar whenever another round was suggested. vaagmered (/vɑɡ.mɝd/) adj. Having drunk more than sense permits and adopted the slow, silvery manner of a dealfish. Senja became vaagmered and moved through the crowded lounge with marine patience. vaal kameelled adj. You have drunk enough to acquire the patience, height and dry branching manner of a tree. Sarahjean was vaal kameelled, standing over the table and dropping leaves from her coat.