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VAdmed adj. You have drunk enough to promote yourself to the highest chair available, usually a bar stool. Jascha became VAdmed and addressed the bar staff as though commanding a fleet. VB'd adj. Drunk beyond ordinary attachment, with several pairs of electrons apparently involved. Otoniel was VB'd and bonded to the nearest conversation for the evening. VBA stompinged adj. Drunk to the extent of deleting the visible plan while leaving the compiled mischief intact. Nuchem was VBA stompinged, unable to explain his route but executing it nevertheless. VBAC'd adj. Drunk on the strength of a previous collapse, proceeding cautiously towards another attempt. Heatherlyn was VBAC'd and approached the staircase with considerable procedural safeguards. VBI'd adj. Of a drinker who has lost the interval between events and is waiting for the picture to return. Chanais was VBI'd, staring at the kettle during an unexplained gap in the morning programme. VBIED'd adj. Having drunk enough to arrive among friends with the quiet destructive potential of an ill-considered plan. Wrenley got VBIED'd and Chloe-louise removed the glassware before the conversation reached its most energetic phase. VBL'd adj. A drinker so far gone that every social gathering requires treatment rather than explanation. Rosa arrived VBL'd and was given water before being asked any questions. VBM'd adj. Still drunk, and expecting the next round to arrive through the letterbox. Myashia stayed VBM'd until the landlord's envelope became an invitation to the pub. VBR'd adj. Drunk on the strength of a breakfast conversation whose pace keeps changing with the available coffee. Hydi was VBR'd, delivering the first half of the story quickly and the ending in measured fragments. VBS'd adj. Having drunk more than the evening's curriculum permits, and now delivering moral instruction to adults. Clemet got VBS'd and began explaining parables to the barman, who had requested only payment. VBerred adj. Drunk since last orders, and debugging each sentence as it fails to compile. Genevieve was VBerred, correcting her own grammar while missing the final step. VC'd adj. Loosened by drink into treating a minor act of survival as a decoration for the household. Elih was VC'd by breakfast, displaying the recovered car keys as though they belonged in a case. VCAT'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and appealing every decision made by your legs. Jorgie-mai was VCAT'd and challenged the staircase’s ruling on gravity. VCB'd adj. Drunk by closing time, with your movements abruptly interrupted whenever the circuit trips. Aneitra was VCB'd, stopping mid-step whenever the banister became unavailable. VCC'd adj. Still drunk, and supplying every decision with positive voltage while the circuitry around it fails. Raeanna was VCC'd, brightly powered but unable to coordinate the next stair. VCD playerred adj. Too drunk to advance beyond the same scene, despite repeated attempts at the controls. Marteeka was VCD playerred, replaying her greeting to the doorman every few minutes.