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vagina lipsed adj. Drunk beyond recognising a boundary as such, particularly when it appears to be decorative. Felipe went vagina lipsed and treated the closed curtains as an invitation to continue the conversation. vagina tendinised adj. Drunk in a way that makes every joint feel professionally maintained and every movement worth attempting. Elenid became vagina tendinised and demonstrated an unnecessary stretch before climbing the stairs. vaginaed (/vəˈdʒaɪ.nəd/) adj. Drunk and treating every doorway as a personal invitation to proceed, regardless of what lies beyond. Khabir went vaginaed and entered the broom cupboard with the confidence of an expected guest. vaginal birthed adj. Drunk, with the result that each new idea arrives after prolonged effort and is received as a triumph. Alani was vaginal birthed and presented the suggestion of chips as though it had required medical assistance. vaginal discharged adj. Drunk to a degree that opinions emerge freely, without any evident intention of being retained. Noely became vaginal discharged and released a series of firm views about the restaurant's curtains. vaginal flatulenced adj. Drunk to the extent of making a discreet situation unexpectedly audible and then proceeding as though nothing occurred. Michiya went vaginal flatulenced during the toast and continued speaking over the resulting silence. vaginal fluided adj. Drunk on the strength of a confidence that spreads everywhere, including places it was not invited. Rasheedah became vaginal fluided and offered unsolicited guidance to every table in the restaurant. vaginal introitused adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced that every opening in the conversation requires his immediate entrance. Hans became vaginal introitused and joined three separate conversations without waiting for a pause. vaginal lubricationed adj. Drunk by closing time, and moving through objections with a confidence that leaves no friction behind. Jazanae went vaginal lubricationed and persuaded the landlord that midnight decorating was a minor detail. vaginal openinged adj. Still drunk, and regarding every available entrance as evidence that the proposed plan must be sound. Kascha was vaginal openinged and led everyone through the kitchen because it had a door. vaginal processed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a projecting feature from an instruction to proceed directly into it. Kinta became vaginal processed and walked into the ornamental column while explaining the route. vaginal ringed adj. Sufficiently drunk to circle the same decision repeatedly while believing each pass has improved it. Margett went vaginal ringed and reconsidered ordering chips until the kitchen had closed. vaginal sexed adj. Having drunk enough to mistake a straightforward proposition for a complete and binding arrangement. Rylah became vaginal sexed and announced that agreeing to share chips constituted a formal partnership. vaginal vaulted adj. Slowed by drink to the point where reaching the sofa requires a careful internal descent. Lynna spent ten minutes vaginal vaulted, negotiating the distance between the kitchen and sofa. vaginalismed adj. Drunk and convinced that every domestic arrangement should favour the lower, softer option. Micaih got vaginalismed and surrendered the armchair to the cushions. vaginalisted adj. Drunk to the point where getting into the body of the sofa seems a professional procedure. Taeshawn became vaginalisted and examined the sofa before sitting down.