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vaginalitied adj. Drunk past the point of keeping the evening external, and inclined to absorb the sofa entirely. Jashone was vaginalitied, disappearing gradually into the corner cushions. vaginalitised adj. Drunk enough to become inflamed by the mere suggestion of putting away the glasses. Masumi was vaginalitised and objected to every glass left near the sink. vaginamoneyed (/vəˈd͡ʒaɪnəmʌnid/) adj. Drunk beyond financial reasoning, and regarding the morning's domestic settlement as already paid. Delcie went vaginamoneyed and left cash beside the kettle for no stated purpose. vaginamonied (/vəˈd͡ʒaɪnəmənid/) adj. Drunk in a way that turns every household favour into an annuity payable in drinks. Enya got vaginamonied and invoiced the sofa for supporting her all night. vaginaphobiaed adj. Drunk, with the result that the kitchen's soft furnishings seem safer than any uncovered surface. Olly became vaginaphobiaed and slept beside the folded laundry instead of the bed. vaginectomied adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the evening with its central passage removed and the sofa as endpoint. Carmindy was vaginectomied and could find no route beyond the sitting room. vaginismed adj. Drunk to the extent of clenching at the approach of a glass, a doorway or a responsible suggestion. Slavica was vaginismed, gripping the water glass without managing to drink from it. vaginismused (/væd͡ʒɪˈnɪzməsd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a reflexive refusal to let anything further enter the evening. Dewayne was vaginismused and rejected both coffee and the sensible route home. vaginitised adj. Drunk since last orders, and visibly irritated by the warmth of the kitchen and the existence of dishes. Jaire was vaginitised, objecting to the sink as though it had caused the evening. vaginocentrismed adj. Drunk by the third round, and arranging the household according to the sofa's point of view. Shubhan became vaginocentrismed and moved every cushion towards the television. vaginodyniaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and reporting a private ache whenever the kitchen floor is mentioned. Markle was vaginodyniaed and described the walk to the sink as an old injury. vaginofixationed adj. Still drunk, and best secured to the sofa before attempting any further domestic repair. Nyall was vaginofixationed to the sofa, with the remote placed beyond ambition. vaginoided (/ˈvæd͡ʒɪnɔɪdd/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish the newly arranged body of the sofa from a proper place to live. Kemauri was vaginoided, reclining in the sofa's corner as though newly installed there. vaginoled adj. Sufficiently drunk to become a rare domestic compound, best left undisturbed beneath a blanket. Tindra was vaginoled on the sofa, chemically quiet beside a cooling mug of tea. vaginologisted adj. Having drunk enough to study the sofa and kitchen extensively without improving either. Lynzi became vaginologisted and conducted a lengthy survey of the cushions. vaginolysinned adj. Having drunk more than the household's structure can withstand, dissolving slowly into the sofa. Marcelles was vaginolysinned, losing definition among the cushions before midnight.