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vaginometered (/ˌvædʒɪˈnɒmɪtə(ɹ)d/) adj. You have drunk enough to measure the distance to the sofa in increasingly unreliable domestic units. Marcal became vaginometered and measured the kitchen in spoon-lengths before sitting down. vaginometried adj. You are drunk and taking measurements of the sofa, though none will assist you in reaching it. Shawnti was vaginometried, comparing the sofa's width with the length of the blanket. vaginopathogenicitied adj. Of a drinker: liable to make the domestic environment unwell merely by entering it. Dayanara was vaginopathogenicitied, and the kitchen seemed to deteriorate around her. vaginoperineoplastied adj. Of a drinker who has reconstructed the evening with cushions, blankets and one carefully placed glass of water. Enamul was vaginoperineoplastied, rebuilding the sofa arrangement before lying down. vaginoperineorrhaphied adj. Describing a drinker who has patched the evening's damage and now rests cautiously beside the sofa. Drayden was vaginoperineorrhaphied, having restored the cushions and settled beside the water. vaginoperineotomied adj. A drinker who has opened a direct route between the sofa and the kitchen, chiefly for water. Herlane was vaginoperineotomied, making repeated journeys from the sofa to the kitchen. vaginoplastied adj. Drunk, with the result that your usual route through the conversation has been carefully reconstructed. Renaee got vaginoplastied and found a new way into every discussion at the bar. vaginoscoped adj. Drunk to a degree that every dark corner of the snug demands internal examination. Sandra went vaginoscoped and inspected the snug as though it contained hidden workings. vaginoscopied adj. Drunk to the extent of conducting a close inspection of matters best left unexamined. Leonidus got vaginoscopied and investigated the barmaid's till with scholarly concentration. vaginosised adj. Drunk on the strength of a minor ailment, and giving the entire bar a medical account of it. Danu became vaginosised and described his imaginary complaint between mouthfuls of crisps. vaginosonographied adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating every rumble from the kitchen as an image requiring interpretation. Lynelle got vaginosonographied and read the fryer noises as a developing picture. vaginotomied adj. Drunk by the third round, and opened up conversationally with unnecessary precision. Bryannah went vaginotomied and supplied the snug with details nobody had requested. vaginulaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and wrapped round the last chair like a small protective sheath. Jacksen was vaginulaed around the barstool, still guarding a warm glass of water. vaginuled adj. Still drunk, and attached to the nearest upright object with modest protective intent. Ewaoluwa remained vaginuled to the umbrella stand while the landlord locked up. vaginulided adj. Too drunk to move directly, proceeding instead by a slow, soft-bodied route along the skirting board. Kallan went vaginulided and reached the lavatory by following the wall round the snug. vagitarianed adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake a private preference for a suitable subject of pub conversation. Katrinna got vagitarianed and discussed personal matters with the entire darts team.