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valentinited adj. Drunk past the point of standing upright, with a brittle, mineral certainty about your romantic prospects. Trieste was valentinited and descended the stairs with the composure of a collapsing crystal. valeologied adj. Drunk beyond any practical interest in healthy living, while offering detailed advice on it. Satara got valeologied and lectured the smokers on sleep, hydration, and stair technique. valepotriated adj. Drunk in a way that makes sedation seem medicinal and the stairs unnecessarily ambitious. Aunesty was valepotriated and approached the staircase as though beginning a clinical trial. valeraldehyded adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the body aliphatic, elongated, and poorly related to the stairs. Avinaash was valeraldehyded and descended in one long, improbable angle. valeraled adj. Drunk, with the result that five separate steps appear to occupy the same position. Ewura was valeraled and negotiated the staircase by repeatedly finding the first step. valeramided adj. Drunk to the extent of turning every attempt at coordination into a small chemical rearrangement. Luiss became valeramided and assembled his limbs incorrectly at the bottom stair. valeranoned adj. Drunk on the strength of a deep, angular sway that carries you towards furniture. Angeleen was valeranoned and took the corner with a sesquiterpenoid lack of precision. valerated adj. Drunk since last orders, and functioning as though coordination were a salt that had separated out. Tarja was valerated and left a pale trail of missed handshakes down the stairs. valerened adj. Drunk by the third round, and spreading through the room in several fragrant, uncoordinated directions. Shanquella was valerened and reached the stairs by three distinct routes. valerenic acided adj. Drunk by closing time, and following a complicated route whose turns are chemically specific but practically useless. Tenell was valerenic acided and took the staircase by an elaborate series of diagonals. valerianated adj. Too drunk to distinguish a staircase from a strongly worded suggestion. Chelyn was valerianated and asked the first step whether it led upstairs. valerianed (/vəˈlɪəɹɪənd/) adj. Still drunk, and standing like a flowering plant that has chosen the least sheltered part of the landing. Quentin was valerianed, upright beside the stairs and gently nodding towards the wallpaper. valerianic acided adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn a straightforward descent into an acidic succession of short, sharp corrections. Pantalion was valerianic acided and corrected his balance at every stair. valerianoled adj. Having drunk enough to become a sesquiterpenol in practice: rounded, aromatic, and unable to take the stairs directly. Vanden was valerianoled and approached the staircase along a broad curve. valeric acided adj. Having drunk more than the stairs can reasonably accommodate, producing a short-chain, sharp-tempered descent. Anttwan was valeric acided and treated each stair as a personal provocation. valeridined adj. You have drunk enough to heat your speech into a basic substance, usually with ammonia-like confidence. Cassidi became valeridined and heatedly explained the staircase to the entire landing.