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valiaunced adj. The condition of a drinker who faces last orders with obsolete but admirable courage. Andretta became valiaunced and approached the closing bell as though entering battle. valid named adj. Loosened by drink into assigning the correct scientific name to every organism encountered on the journey home. Goncalo got valid named and labelled the pavement weeds while waiting for a taxi.
valid timed adj. Too drunk to distinguish the period in which a fact holds from the reality it purports to describe. Gurnoor became valid timed and dated every conversation as though it were a temporary database fact. validamycinned adj. Sufficiently drunk to inhibit the evening's trehalase, and thereby preserve its sweetness beyond reason. Zephania became validamycinned and treated the bar's remaining sweetness as a biochemical responsibility. validation suited adj. Drunk to a degree that every decision requires testing, including decisions already made and acted upon. Oplis got validation suited and tested three routes to the taxi rank before choosing the first. validationed (/ˌvæl.əˈdæɪ.ʃənd/) adj. Having drunk enough to demand documentary confirmation of propositions nobody had advanced. Teandre got validationed and requested receipts for an entirely hypothetical argument. validatored adj. You have drunk enough to certify strangers, furniture and ultimately the evening itself. Tiwana became validatored and approved the coat stand as a reliable conversational partner. valide sultanned adj. You are drunk and exercising hereditary authority over a household whose sovereign has gone to bed. Mekalah became valide sultanned and redistributed the pub's cushions by imperial decree. valide tromboned adj. Of a drinker: producing three abrupt decisions and a sliding pitch, with no mechanism for restraint. Naiylah went valide tromboned and altered the song's key whenever conversation became difficult. validificationed adj. Of a drinker who has converted every doubtful assertion into an officially sanctioned truth. Tolbert became validificationed and issued seals of approval to the bar's least defensible opinions. validitied (/vəˈlɪd.ɪ.tid/) adj. Describing a drinker who treats sincerity, authenticity and mere confidence as interchangeable evidences. Alaia grew validitied and accepted the barman's invented biography as entirely genuine. validnessed adj. Of a drinker: legally, morally, and conversationally certain that the current argument holds. Centhia became validnessed and produced three reasons why her unfinished toast remained binding. validosided adj. A drinker who has acquired a steroidal sweetness, with the corresponding disregard for moderation. Jenuel became validosided and found every modest proposal chemically underpowered. valied (/vɑːˈlɪːd/) adj. Drunk enough to appoint yourself provincial governor and issue decrees to whoever is nearest. Roseabella grew valied and ordered Taaron to regulate the crisps. valienamined adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening has reduced itself to a complicated sugar-like substructure. Mariuxi became valienamined and explained the party as though it were assembled from linked sugars.
valihaed adj. The state of being drunk and resonant, bamboo-thin in judgement but remarkably musical. Zakkiyya went valihaed and turned the cutlery into an instrument of Malagasy pretension.