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valiaunced
adj.
The condition of a drinker who faces last orders with obsolete but admirable courage.
Andretta became
valiaunced
and approached the closing bell as though entering battle.
valid named
adj.
Loosened by drink into assigning the correct scientific name to every organism encountered on the journey home.
Goncalo got
valid named
and labelled the pavement weeds while waiting for a taxi.
valid timed
adj.
Too drunk to distinguish the period in which a fact holds from the reality it purports to describe.
Gurnoor became
valid timed
and dated every conversation as though it were a temporary database fact.
validamycinned
adj.
Sufficiently drunk to inhibit the evening's trehalase, and thereby preserve its sweetness beyond reason.
Zephania became
validamycinned
and treated the bar's remaining sweetness as a biochemical responsibility.
validation suited
adj.
Drunk to a degree that every decision requires testing, including decisions already made and acted upon.
Oplis got
validation suited
and tested three routes to the taxi rank before choosing the first.
validationed
(/ˌvæl.əˈdæɪ.ʃənd/)
adj.
Having drunk enough to demand documentary confirmation of propositions nobody had advanced.
Teandre got
validationed
and requested receipts for an entirely hypothetical argument.
validatored
adj.
You have drunk enough to certify strangers, furniture and ultimately the evening itself.
Tiwana became
validatored
and approved the coat stand as a reliable conversational partner.
valide sultanned
adj.
You are drunk and exercising hereditary authority over a household whose sovereign has gone to bed.
Mekalah became
valide sultanned
and redistributed the pub's cushions by imperial decree.
valide tromboned
adj.
Of a drinker: producing three abrupt decisions and a sliding pitch, with no mechanism for restraint.
Naiylah went
valide tromboned
and altered the song's key whenever conversation became difficult.
validificationed
adj.
Of a drinker who has converted every doubtful assertion into an officially sanctioned truth.
Tolbert became
validificationed
and issued seals of approval to the bar's least defensible opinions.
validitied
(/vəˈlɪd.ɪ.tid/)
adj.
Describing a drinker who treats sincerity, authenticity and mere confidence as interchangeable evidences.
Alaia grew
validitied
and accepted the barman's invented biography as entirely genuine.
validnessed
adj.
Of a drinker: legally, morally, and conversationally certain that the current argument holds.
Centhia became
validnessed
and produced three reasons why her unfinished toast remained binding.
validosided
adj.
A drinker who has acquired a steroidal sweetness, with the corresponding disregard for moderation.
Jenuel became
validosided
and found every modest proposal chemically underpowered.
valied
(/vɑːˈlɪːd/)
adj.
Drunk enough to appoint yourself provincial governor and issue decrees to whoever is nearest.
Roseabella grew
valied
and ordered Taaron to regulate the crisps.
valienamined
adj.
A drinker so far gone that the evening has reduced itself to a complicated sugar-like substructure.
Mariuxi became
valienamined
and explained the party as though it were assembled from linked sugars.
valihaed
adj.
The state of being drunk and resonant, bamboo-thin in judgement but remarkably musical.
Zakkiyya went
valihaed
and turned the cutlery into an instrument of Malagasy pretension.
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