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value in exchanged adj. Describing a drinker who swaps opinions, cigarettes, and dubious promises as though each had an established price. Madeleyn got value in exchanged and traded three pub theories for a seat near the radiator. value in used adj. A drinker who becomes more useful after several rounds, chiefly as furniture and a source of conversation. Tremont was value in used, supporting the corner table while supplying detailed sporting opinions. value investinged adj. A drinker so far gone that every cheap opportunity looks intrinsically sound, including the warm lager. Clemet got value investinged and selected the least popular bitter for its supposed long-term potential. value judgemented adj. The state of being drunk and assigning moral significance to the order in which people buy rounds. Kevious got value judgemented and condemned the early leavers as poor contributors. value judgmented adj. The condition of a drinker who decides, with complete confidence, which pub habits are right or wrong. Tranel got value judgmented and ruled that drinking halves was an ethical failing. value premiumed adj. Reduced by drink to paying extra for the pint that looks marginally more respectable. Andii got value premiumed and chose the dearer lager for its supposed superior character. value proposition canvased adj. Sharpened by drink into mapping each person's needs to the precise inducement required for another drink. Prenisha got value proposition canvased and matched free crisps to the landlord's commercial priorities. value propositioned adj. Softened by drink into offering benefits, convenience, and profit where the company chiefly requires another round. Aven got value propositioned and presented his lift home as a compelling service package. value raised adj. Loosened by drink into raising the stakes specifically to tempt the weakest hand at the table. Marie-rose got value raised and pushed forward a bold wager involving the last pork pie. value restrictioned adj. Emboldened by drink to infer an elaborate type from a simple order, while remaining syntactically safe at the bar. Manada got value restrictioned and typed the drinks order before anyone had chosen a pint. value statemented adj. Drunk to the extent of presenting a private preference as an established fact requiring no supporting evidence. Bavan became value statemented and announced that blue was objectively the correct colour for plates. value systemed adj. Having drunk enough to arrange every moral priority in order, then misplace the list. Geona grew value systemed and ranked crisps somewhere below personal integrity. value theoried adj. Having drunk more than sobriety permits before constructing a general account of why the kebab matters. Jensie became value theoried and located the takeaway within a wider social order. value typed adj. You have drunk enough to treat each immediate impulse as a complete object rather than a reference to one. Ellisyn was value typed and presented every thought as a finished item. value votered adj. You are drunk and casting solemn judgements on the evening according to whichever issue has just occurred to you. Georgeann was value votered, treating the shortage of napkins as a matter of principle. value-added adj. Of a drinker who has enhanced every simple task until collecting a coat requires a formal procedure. Veniamin became value-added and introduced stages to the business of finding his shoes.