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value-added networked adj. A drinker who provides error correction, protocol conversion and message storage, chiefly for gossip. Halah was value-added networked, translating the landlord's remark for three separate listeners. value-added resellered adj. The state of being drunk and turning a borrowed object into a complete, supported solution. Zee was value-added resellered, returning the umbrella with advice on its future deployment. value-added serviced adj. Drunk on the strength of supplying an unsolicited complimentary feature to every ordinary exchange. Hydi went value-added serviced and offered wrapping, delivery and customer support with each handshake. value-added taxed adj. Still drunk, and increasing the apparent worth of every small favour until the bill becomes theoretical. Lido was value-added taxed and treated a borrowed lighter as a premium service. value-formed adj. The drunkenness of one who sees every object as the social embodiment of labour, especially a bread roll. Karmisha became value-formed and discussed the sandwich's labour history before eating it. valued (/ˈvæl.juːd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating every object within reach as though it had a price. Dexten was valued by last orders and tried to buy back his own coat. valued policied adj. Softened by drink into an insured interest whose precise worth has been declared, though the estimate is optimistic. Marques was valued policied and assigned a specific monetary figure to his abandoned umbrella. valuelessnessed adj. Sharpened by drink into a state in which the evening's grand arrangements are worth precisely nothing. Yesania grew valuelessnessed and abandoned a promising itinerary for the nearest chair. valuenessed adj. Loosened by drink into a condition where anything can qualify as a value, including a warm chip. Anelis became valuenessed and treated a warm chip as a principle. valuered adj. Emboldened by drink to appraise everyone present, including the person conducting the appraisal. Kriday was valuered and assigned the mantelpiece a surprisingly modest estimate. valuevited adj. Slowed by drink to the geological pace of a mineral, with decisions forming between layers. Dawnda was valuevited and took several minutes to choose between two identical stools. valured adj. Drunk enough to assign a value to everything, with particular attention to the final onion ring. Severine became valured and declared the remaining onion ring priceless. valutaed adj. Drunk past the point of recognising the currency, or the monetary standard, of the transaction. Vevelyn was valutaed and attempted to pay for chips with a foreign coin and a compliment. valvaed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary tact and clasping at conversation with the tenacity of a small male insect. Shakeyla was valvaed and held the departing guest to one final explanation. valvasored adj. Drunk since last orders, and taking every step under the authority of the person nearest the banister. Tynlee came valvasored down the stairs, while Laquaisha supervised each uncertain footfall. valvassored adj. Drunk by the third round, and transferring responsibility for balance to anyone within arm's reach. Arkeisha became valvassored before the pudding, with Darielle directing her round the chairs.