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vampiroided (/ˈvæm.paɪ.əˌɹɔɪdd/) adj. Of a drinker who has adopted the evening's darkness and expects the taxi to accommodate it. Aerowyn was vampiroided after last orders and requested the dimmest route home. vampirologied adj. A drinker who turns the evening's rounds and departures into a study of nocturnal behaviour. Kayden got vampirologied and recorded the precise moment each coat left the pub. vampirologisted adj. Describing a drinker who catalogues every late-night exit, shelter and available coat. Assitan became vampirologisted after the third round and mapped all routes from the pub. vampishnessed adj. A drinker so far gone that the coat queue acquires an air of deliberate allure. Doneva was vampishnessed by last orders and selected a scarf for its effect on the taxi rank. vamplated adj. The state of being drunk and bracing one hand against the bar for the journey to the cloakroom. Sebastiano was vamplated after the final round, using the bar as discreet hand protection. vampleted adj. The condition of a drinker who has fortified one hand against the hazards of leaving. Dnylah was vampleted by closing time, gripping the banister before attempting the stairs. vamplinged adj. The drunkenness of one who has only just discovered that last orders also means leaving. Zaila was vamplinged after the final round and asked whether the pub closed every night. vampyred adj. Drunk on the strength of borrowed vitality, moving only while someone else remains nearby. Muneo was vampyred on the stairs, progressing by the steady assistance of a friend. vampyrellided adj. Reduced by drink to a small, soft-bodied presence spreading slowly towards the nearest taxi. Tamell became vampyrellided after last orders and advanced across the pavement by cautious increments. vampyrismed adj. Having drunk more than the modern evening can reasonably contain, and requiring an archaic route home. Daaniya was vampyrismed by last orders and asked the driver for the old road. vampyromorphed adj. Softened by drink into a dark, flexible passenger who fits wherever the late taxi permits. Jalinda was vampyromorphed by closing time and folded herself into the taxi's remaining corner. vampyromorphided adj. Sharpened by drink into a dark, pointed negotiator at the last taxi on the rank. Mykhala became vampyromorphided after the final round and secured the last taxi with one look. vampyropoded adj. Loosened by drink into a many-limbed passenger, collecting coats, bags and companions on the way out. Ameesha was vampyropoded by closing time, carrying four coats towards a taxi of uncertain ownership. vampyroteuthided adj. Emboldened by drink to cross the empty road, hail the taxi and challenge its proposed route. Lynnai was vampyroteuthided after last orders and disputed the driver's preferred way home. vamured adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake a false wall for useful fortification. Eurania was vamured and defended the wallpaper from an imagined advance. van 't Hoff factored adj. Having drunk enough to multiply the apparent population of every glass, while insisting the calculation is empirical. Nashay became van 't Hoff factored and counted the same companions as separate particles.