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vancouriered adj. Loosened by drink into appointing yourself the advance party for a change nobody has authorised. Harvey-lee got vancouriered and announced a new seating policy before pudding. vandaed adj. Emboldened by drink to cultivate an exotic confidence and present every passing plant as your responsibility. Saaketh became vandaed and gave the pub fern detailed horticultural instructions. vandalisationed adj. Drunk and treating every blank surface as an invitation to leave a lasting contribution. Julyan got vandalisationed and improved the noticeboard with an unsolicited map. vandalisered adj. Drunk beyond recognising needless damage as needless, with a plan for more of it. Independence got vandalisered and proposed removing every poster in the corridor. vandalismed (/ˈvændəlɪzm̩d/) adj. Drunk to the point where property damage presents itself as an efficient form of self-expression. Deakin was vandalismed and labelled every chair according to his private system. vandalisted adj. Drunk enough to damage something needlessly, then defend the decision as urban improvement. Molli became vandalisted and removed the pub's lettering to make the frontage cleaner. vandalizationed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing public property from a personal design opportunity. Akiela was vandalizationed and gave the bus shelter a new arrangement of initials. vandalizered adj. Drunk in a way that turns confidence, a marker pen, and other people's property into one decision. Malvika was vandalizered and corrected the pub's mural with a felt-tip pen. vandalled (/ˈvændəld/) adj. Slowed by drink to the point where damaging property seems a considered improvement. Jaysson was vandalled and spent ten minutes thoughtfully rearranging the sign outside. vandenbrandeited adj. Drunk, with the result that you become dense, angular, and oddly certain about copper and uranium. Juana was vandenbrandeited and explained the bar tab in mineralogical terms. vandendriesscheited adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you heavy with misplaced certainty and orthorhombic opinions. Marcellina got vandendriesscheited and classified the bottles by imaginary crystal symmetry. vanderosided adj. Drunk to the extent of mistaking a complicated internal arrangement for a sound basis for decisions. Jackeline became vanderosided and reorganised the crisps according to a private chemical principle. vandetanibed adj. Drunk on the strength of a confident diagnosis, and ready to treat the evening accordingly. Kaviraj was vandetanibed and prescribed champagne for the table's conversational tumour. vandolaed adj. Drunk since last orders, and plucking at the conversation as though it were an early Spanish instrument. Agha got vandolaed and accompanied every announcement with imaginary mandolin music. vandyked adj. Sufficiently drunk to make every conclusion arrive with ornamental triangular points. Glynda got vandyked and ended the argument with a sharply edged diagram. vandykinged adj. Having drunk enough to add pointed edging to every plan, including those already complete. Flourish became vandykinged and decorated the shopping list with ambitious triangular borders.