V2'd
V2X'd

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V2'd adj. Still drunk, and leaving the runway before the evening has quite finished with you. Ticarra was V2'd and departed the party at the earliest practical opportunity. V2G'd adj. You have drunk enough to feed the whole room’s arguments back into the public supply. Gurbaj was V2G'd and connected every table’s complaint to Clennie’s original remark.
V2H'd adj. You are drunk and attempting to export the pub’s entire atmosphere into somebody’s sitting room. Evaa was V2H'd and invited Erselle home to continue a conversation that had already outstayed the landlord. V2I'd adj. Of a drinker: addressing street furniture as though it were infrastructure personally responsible for getting you home. Ceri became V2I'd and complained to the traffic lights while Amais searched for the actual crossing. V2L'd adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a vehicle from a portable source of electricity. Hudhaifah, thoroughly V2L'd, attempted to charge his phone from the parked estate car. V2V'd adj. Drunk beyond maintaining a sensible distance from other vehicles, or people. Derrel got V2V'd and held a quiet negotiation with a taxi at the kerb. V2X'd adj. Having drunk more than the room can communicate, sending every thought towards whoever happens to be nearby. Anngie became V2X'd and addressed the coat stand, the barman and Kechia with equal confidence.