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VA'd adj. Too drunk to distinguish useful work from standing at the bar explaining why it was useful. Tressie got VA'd and analysed the pub's queue as a poorly managed operation. VAB'd adj. Drunk beyond the point where assembling a group for departure resembles assembling anything at all. Jeneal was VAB'd, and Rayshelle spent twenty minutes gathering coats, phones and one abandoned scarf. VAC'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and alternating between social surges and sudden drops in voltage. Bonnie-ann was VAC'd, switching from lively speeches to silence whenever Jacob-jay asked a question. VACationed adj. You are drunk and barred from the evening's service for cheating at whatever game was being played. Thoreau was VACationed after claiming the pub quiz answers had arrived by divine transmission. VAD'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to administer first aid to the casualties of the round, beginning with yourself. Kaysee was VAD'd by closing time and applied a plaster to a blister acquired on the way home. VADM'd adj. Drunk to the extent of commanding the breakfast table while unable to locate the fleet of clean mugs. Etola arrived VADM'd and issued orders concerning toast from beneath a blanket. VAE'd adj. Too drunk to reconstruct the evening directly, and therefore generating plausible domestic versions of it. Jaleria was VAE'd and produced several credible accounts of how the water reached the sofa. VAIN'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and confidently diagnosing the evening rather than ending it. Ramzey was VAIN'd and attributed the missing wallet to a temporary administrative condition. VALI'd adj. Drunk enough to wake with lungs protesting at the previous evening's engineering. Ladaja was VALI'd by dawn, breathing carefully beside an unopened glass of water. VAN'd adj. Describing a drinker who stores every conversation, corrects its errors and forwards it to the wrong person. Hollie-mai was VAN'd, preserving the entire discussion for circulation after closing. VANTA'd adj. Reduced by drink to a dark, aligned array of limbs beneath the sofa blanket. Dearbhla got VANTA'd and lay in a neat row beneath the dark sofa blanket. VAP'd adj. Drunk past the point of mistaking the morning cough for an ordinary consequence. Bahaa was VAP'd by sunrise, coughing into a towel and avoiding eye contact. VAPI'd adj. Still drunk, and displaying a modest temporary difficulty with the lungs and the timetable. Ervan was VAPI'd by midnight and treated the staircase as a medical consultation. VAR'd adj. A drinker so far gone that every purchase requires selection assistance, installation and continuing support. Asiane was VAR'd and needed help choosing, opening and understanding a packet of peanuts. VARO'd adj. Of a drinker who has converted every minor grievance into an administrative matter requiring regional review. Fatmanur became VARO'd and requested an official determination concerning the missing olives. VAS'd adj. Drunk past the point of supplementing judgement, and into confidently replacing it. Taij became VAS'd and told Arseno that one more drink would restore the evening's missing nutrients.