vanitased(/ˈvæn.ɪˌtɑsd/)adj.Unable to stand or walk steadily due to alcohol.vanitied(/ˈvænɪtid/)adj.Exhibiting mood changes caused by alcohol.vanitiolidedadj.Intoxicated; under the influence of alcohol.vanitoriedadj.Having a temporary loss of control caused by drinking.Rhesa convinced themselves they were a secret agent on a top-secret mission to retrieve a lost sock, in a classic case of vanitoried espionage.vanity boxedadj.Displaying abnormal behavior patterns induced by the effects of alcohol.While attempting to order another drink, the bartender noticed Tino was slurring their words, undeniably vanity boxed.vanity cardedadj.Displaying a lack of physical control resulting from drinking.Tiffnie tried to pay for a taxi ride with a banana, demonstrating their creative payment methods while being charmingly vanity carded.vanity casedadj.Experiencing a temporary loss of cognitive function due to alcohol.Tiyanah tried to pet a dog, not realizing it was a statue, a moment of being comically vanity cased.vanity domainedadj.Experiencing a temporary loss of control from alcohol.Laughter echoed as Tilla confidently proclaimed their pet goldfish was their best friend, delightfully vanity domained.vanity heightedadj.Made unable to function properly through drinking alcohol.vanity itemedadj.Having compromised coordination and impaired situational awareness resulting from alcohol intake.Aimee-lee built a fort out of couch cushions, feeling quite vanity itemed.vanity labelledadj.Experiencing physical and mental impairment due to alcohol.Attempting to parallel park, Vivienna managed to bump into three cars, showing signs of being slightly vanity labelled.vanity license platedadj.In a state of cognitive and physical confusion from alcohol.vanity numberedadj.Incapable of clear thinking because of alcohol.vanity platedadj.Impaired due to alcohol.Dusean mistook a fire hydrant for a robot and had a deep conversation with it, while being notably vanity plated.vanity pressed(/ˌvænɪti ˈpɹɛsd/)adj.Showing a lack of response inhibition and increased distractibility caused by alcohol.vanity publisheredadj.Impaired physically or mentally by alcoholic beverages.Timitra serenaded a traffic cone with a heartfelt ballad, pouring out their emotions in a moment of extreme vanity publishered.