varianced(/ˈvɛː.ɹi.ənsd/)adj.Said of one whose words and actions become almost unmanageable due to alcohol.varianciedadj.Affected by Alcohol; intoxicated.variant readingedadj.Having a slowed processing speed from drinking.varianted(/ˈvɛəɹi.əntd/)adj.Showing reduced ability to process complex information as a result of drinking.Trashon stood on a park bench, professing their undying love for a nearby pigeon, looking utterly varianted.variated(/ˈvɛə.ɹi.e(ɪ)td/)adj.Physically not in control of oneself due to excessive alcohol consumption.Tangled in fairy lights, Jalem tried to explain the plot of a movie they had never seen, sounding completely variated.variation compassedadj.Exhibiting alcohol-induced cognitive deficits.Entering the room with a flourish, Tinisha declared themselves the reigning champion of the variation compassed Olympics.variation of the fieldedadj.Affected by alcohol to the point of impaired vision.variation ratioedadj.Exhibiting faulty judgment or impaired reasoning due to alcohol.At the party, Tikisha passionately defended their choice of wearing a tutu, arguing that it was a symbol of freedom and expression in their variation ratioed state.variation selectoredadj.Exhibiting a loss of social restraint caused by alcohol’s influence.Teyvon recited Shakespearean sonnets to a vending machine, showcasing their cultured side even while being hilariously variation selectored.variational calculusedadj.Being rendered unable to perform complex tasks due to alcohol-induced impairment.A passerby offered Dalaine a sympathetic smile, recognizing the all-too-familiar look of someone who was definitely variational calculused.variationalitiedadj.Having impaired depth perception due to alcohol.variationed(/ˌvɛəɹɪˈeɪʃn̩d/)adj.Not coherent or able to think rationally due to alcohol.variationismedadj.Having the effects of alcohol made apparent.Timothie attempted to write a novel on a cocktail napkin, believing it was the next great literary masterpiece in their wonderfully variationismed state.variationistedadj.Showing marked impairment in reaction time and decision-making abilities due to alcohol.variatoredadj.Showing signs of slurred or muffled speech.Francelina decided to write a novel about a time-traveling potato, a clear indication of being deep in the realms of variatored.variatus platiedadj.Displaying erratic or unusual behavior due to alcohol.Thora recited Shakespearean sonnets to a vending machine, dramatically variatus platied.