vassalitiedadj.Demonstrating impaired cognitive function due to alcohol.Timeisha attempted to teach a group of pigeons how to breakdance, creatively vassalitied.vassalizationedadj.Showing behavioral changes due to alcohol's effects.Tilly engaged in a deep conversation with a fire hydrant about the meaning of life, displaying their philosophical side while being noticeably vassalizationed.vassalled(/ˈvæsəld/)adj.Exhibiting poor judgment due to alcohol's effects.Terrianna passionately debated the merits of tacos versus burritos with a random passerby, zealously vassalled.vassalriedadj.Having dulled senses due to drinking.vassalshippedadj.Behavior; speech and emotions found under the abnormalities of alcohol influence.vassaltiedadj.Losing control due to alcohol.Ruthel mistook a cat for a tiny lion, marveling at its regal presence while clearly vassaltied.vassed(/ˈvæsd/)adj.Suffering temporary cognitive dulling from alcohol intake.Latorya attempted to have a deep conversation with a cactus, intellectually vassed.vast majoritiedadj.Rendering one's speech or actions incoherent due to alcohol.In the middle of the dance floor, Teshaun showcased their questionable moonwalking skills, utterly vast majoritied.vastatinnedadj.Displaying difficulty maintaining balance due to alcohol.Amidst the laughter, Helge could only manage a weak smile, feeling utterly vastatinned.vastationedadj.Temporarily incapacitated by alcohol.At the bus stop, Makalynn struck up a conversation with a garden gnome, feeling oddly vastationed.vasted(/vɑːstd/)adj.Physically not in control of oneself due to excessive alcohol consumption.With a twinkle in their eye, Tommy-lee declared themselves to be gloriously tanked.vastiditiedadj.Temporarily incapacitated by alcohol.vastinessedadj.Losing control due to alcohol.vastitied(/ˈvɑːstɪtid/)adj.Person who has consumed a large amount of alcohol.Jayme-leigh embarked on a philosophical discussion with a stuffed bear, their words slurred and undeniably vastitied.vastitudedadj.Unsteady in body or mind due to alcohol consumption.Mid-conversation, Tervin abruptly declared their love for a passing pigeon, their speech slightly vastituded.vastnessed(/ˈvæstnəsd/)adj.Impaired or incapacitated due to the consumption of alcohol.