VEC'd
Vedaismed

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VEC'd adj. Reduced by drink to a valued environmental component, most notably the corner beside the radiator. Markaila was VEC'd and treated the radiator corner as protected civic habitat. VED'd adj. Drunk, with the result that every passenger is assessed for a charge before being allowed home. Karsyn got VED'd and calculated imaginary duties on the taxi while Rynleigh held the door.
VEE'd adj. Too drunk to distinguish a straightforward departure from a complicated expedition requiring several reluctant escorts. Maryalice was VEE'd, so Sindi accompanied her to the taxi and back to retrieve the handbag. VEGF'd adj. A drinker so far gone that every new round signals the growth of another plan. Andreka got VEGF'd and developed a fresh route home after each round. VEI'd adj. You have drunk enough to measure your evening by the volume of material violently ejected. Travisha was VEI'd and produced an eruption of crisps beside the stairs. VELCT'd adj. Drunk enough to organise the room into clusters, then lose contact with the nearest one. Marquale went VELCT'd and arranged the guests around the least stable table. VEM'd adj. Still drunk, and mapping every new arrival onto the wrong place in yesterday's sequence. Clayt was VEM'd, placing the taxi driver between breakfast and the first round. VEP'd adj. You are drunk and responding to ordinary sights as though your brain were recording an unusual signal. Ryu was VEP'd, staring at the landing as if it had evoked a remarkable potential. VET'd (/vɛtd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to inspect every pint for professional defects before accepting it. Lias became VET'd and examined the landlord’s lager with grave technical concern. VEV'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating the amount you have left as a metaphysical constant. Kaedon, VEV'd, assigned a fixed value to the remaining wine and defended it mathematically. VEXAS'd adj. Of a drinker: inflamed throughout, especially where the evening has required prolonged standing. Mehar was VEXAS'd, red-faced and tender after an ambitious encounter with the stairs. Veblen effected adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken a rising bar tab for a rise in social standing. Vanellope was Veblen effected, ordering the dear whisky whenever anyone glanced over. Veblen gooded adj. Describing a drinker who orders dearer drinks precisely because the price has become the attraction. Havana-rose was Veblen gooded and selected the most expensive lager without reading the menu. Vectensianed adj. A drinker who has made the bar a temporary island and refuses all routes inland. Daniely was Vectensianed, marooned beside the pumps and unwilling to cross the room. Veda breaded adj. A drinker so far gone that every round has acquired the dense, sweet persistence of malt loaf. Kayrene was Veda breaded, chewing thoughtfully through a sandwich she had forgotten to swallow.
Vedaismed adj. The state of being drunk and consulting ancient authority before choosing the next drink. Xaveon was Vedaismed, searching the beer mat for guidance on a suitable fourth round.