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veeringed adj. Having drunk more than the room can accommodate, with each attempt to stand becoming a fresh departure. Ahaana was veeringed, making three sudden swerves between bed and bathroom. veesicked adj. You are drunk and composing a morning ballad about the glass of water you cannot reach.
veetolled adj. The condition of a drinker who leaves the pavement vertically, bypassing the ordinary stages of departure. Antonette veetolled from the pavement, bypassing the conventional business of opening the door. veg boxed adj. You have drunk enough to treat the weekly produce delivery as a personal emergency ration. veg-headed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a dietary preference from a binding legal principle. vega convexitied adj. Drunk in a way that makes each change of mood seem to require a larger financial commitment. vegaed (/ˈveɪɡəd/) adj. Drunk beyond the point where an open field appears a suitable place for issuing agricultural instructions. vegan burgered adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a vegetable patty seem both revolutionary and personally commissioned. Magel became vegan burgered and congratulated the kitchen on solving dinner permanently. veganaised adj. Drunk to the extent of regarding an eggless spread as a universal remedy. veganarchismed adj. Drunk on the strength of having abolished all authority except the authority of your own lunch order. vegangelicaled adj. Drunk since last orders, and preaching the benefits of vegetables to people who have already finished eating. veganhooded adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced that abstaining from animal products confers diplomatic immunity. Shmaya became veganhooded and negotiated with the doorman as though representing a sovereign state. veganismed adj. Drunk by closing time, and attempting to turn one dietary decision into a complete system of government. veganisted adj. Still drunk, and presenting an ordinary refusal of cheese as a settled intellectual position. veganited adj. Too drunk to accept that a plant-based supper need not constitute a personal identity.
veganitied adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat the absence of animal products as a condition of universal importance.