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veeringed
adj.
Having drunk more than the room can accommodate, with each attempt to stand becoming a fresh departure.
Ahaana was
veeringed
, making three sudden swerves between bed and bathroom.
veesicked
adj.
You are drunk and composing a morning ballad about the glass of water you cannot reach.
veetolled
adj.
The condition of a drinker who leaves the pavement vertically, bypassing the ordinary stages of departure.
Antonette
veetolled
from the pavement, bypassing the conventional business of opening the door.
veg boxed
adj.
You have drunk enough to treat the weekly produce delivery as a personal emergency ration.
veg-headed
adj.
Drunk past the point of distinguishing a dietary preference from a binding legal principle.
vega convexitied
adj.
Drunk in a way that makes each change of mood seem to require a larger financial commitment.
vegaed
(/ˈveɪɡəd/)
adj.
Drunk beyond the point where an open field appears a suitable place for issuing agricultural instructions.
vegan burgered
adj.
Drunk to a degree that makes a vegetable patty seem both revolutionary and personally commissioned.
Magel became
vegan burgered
and congratulated the kitchen on solving dinner permanently.
veganaised
adj.
Drunk to the extent of regarding an eggless spread as a universal remedy.
veganarchismed
adj.
Drunk on the strength of having abolished all authority except the authority of your own lunch order.
vegangelicaled
adj.
Drunk since last orders, and preaching the benefits of vegetables to people who have already finished eating.
veganhooded
adj.
Drunk by the third round, and convinced that abstaining from animal products confers diplomatic immunity.
Shmaya became
veganhooded
and negotiated with the doorman as though representing a sovereign state.
veganismed
adj.
Drunk by closing time, and attempting to turn one dietary decision into a complete system of government.
veganisted
adj.
Still drunk, and presenting an ordinary refusal of cheese as a settled intellectual position.
veganited
adj.
Too drunk to accept that a plant-based supper need not constitute a personal identity.
veganitied
adj.
Sufficiently drunk to treat the absence of animal products as a condition of universal importance.
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