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veganizationed adj. Having drunk enough to convert every available object into evidence of a dietary transformation. veganned (/ˈviːɡənd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every proposed meal is confidently inspected for invisible animal products.
vegannessed adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with keeping a dietary principle separate from personal authority. veganniversaried adj. You have drunk enough to celebrate a dietary anniversary that nobody else remembers recording. veganphobiaed adj. Of a drinker who has developed an aversion to plant-based diners, menus and unnecessary moral certainty. vegansexualed (/ˌviː.ɡənˈsɛk.ʃuː.əld/) adj. You are drunk and treating a shared menu as a reliable basis for romantic selection. vegansexualitied adj. Of a drinker: convinced that the evening's romantic prospects can be sorted by reading the menu. vegaphobiaed adj. Describing a drinker who has mistaken one disliked dinner choice for a personal conspiracy. vegaquarianed adj. A drinker who has made a confident exception to a principle and forgotten to mention the fish. vegaronied adj. A drinker so far gone that imitation pepperoni appears a sound foundation for strategic planning. vegasited adj. The state of being drunk and confidently treating an obscure mineral as the answer to an ordinary disagreement. vegaviided adj. The condition of a drinker who has taken to the room like a goose and regards the furniture as open water. Ardala vegaviided across the lounge, treating the furniture as open water. vege burgered adj. Drunk enough to mistake a meatless patty for a significant moral occasion. Kacy-leigh grew vege burgered and delivered the bun a balanced assessment. vege-burgered adj. Drunk on the strength of a meatless patty, and now defending its honour from the sofa. vegeburgered (/ˈvɛd͡ʒiːˌbɜː(ɹ)ɡə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk past the point of recognising a meatless sandwich as anything but a national monument.
vegeculturalisted adj. Drunk since last orders, and cultivating vegetables in every available household receptacle.