velvet floweredadj.Displaying difficulty maintaining balance due to alcohol.Ensleigh passionately debated the proper way to cook spaghetti with a houseplant, appearing profoundly velvet flowered.velvet glovedadj.Incapable of functioning normally due to alcohol consumption.velvet handcuffsedadj.Having one's faculties diminished by alcohol's effects.velvet hippoedadj.Displaying uncharacteristic emotional volatility linked to alcohol use.velvet leatherjacketedadj.Showing altered emotional expression and social impropriety linked to alcohol use.As the night faded into dawn, Hardeep remained as the embodiment of joyously velvet leatherjacketed revelry.velvet paperedadj.Acting with lowered inhibition from alcohol.Tifanee tried to fist bump a bouncer, clearly unaware of how velvet papered they appeared.velvet piledadj.Affected by alcohol; unable to function normally.In a moment of inspiration, Tomecca declared themselves the "Queen/King of Tequila" while clearly velvet piled.velvet scoteredadj.Showing a loss of balance and coordination due to alcohol.Wave challenged a street lamp to a staring contest, boldly velvet scotered.velvet shankedadj.Impaired in one's actions or decisions by alcohol.velvet spideredadj.Suffering from mental fog and physical sluggishness attributed to alcohol.Thaddaeus confidently challenged a street performer to a dance battle, showcasing their surprisingly agile moves and infectious enthusiasm despite being undeniably velvet spidered.velvet tamarindedadj.Exhibiting a loss of control due to alcohol consumption.Dathan engaged in a deep conversation with a fire hydrant, clearly velvet tamarinded as can be.velvet water buggedadj.Being in a state of mental and physical impairment due to excessive alcohol intake.A group of friends chuckled as Andri attempted to play air guitar, looking completely velvet water bugged.velvet workedadj.Experiencing a delayed mental response time associated with intoxication.Tiko broke out into a spontaneous rendition of "Bohemian Rhapsody" with a group of strangers, harmonizing in a beautifully velvet worked fashion.velvet wormedadj.Exhibiting behavioral changes due to alcohol consumption.velvetbeanedadj.Being under the effects of alcohol to the point of diminished responsiveness.velvetbreastedadj.Characterized by slowed motor responses tied to alcohol use.As the evening progressed, Tiffane found themselves stranded in a cornfield, completely disoriented and thoroughly velvetbreasted.