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vendavelled adj. Loosened by drink into a coastal wind, carrying away the formalities and one of the garden chairs. vended (/vɛndd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has turned every conversation into a transaction and accepted a crisp for the privilege. vendeed adj. Emboldened by drink to purchase anything offered, including a decorative spoon of no evident use. Rheda became vendeed and bought the hotel spoon from a man who claimed it was antique. vendered adj. Drunk by the third round, and offering the same item repeatedly despite having no stock. Dovion was vendered, offering the same unopened snack repeatedly despite an entirely empty cupboard. vendettaed (/[vɛnˈdɛɾə]d/) adj. Slowed by drink to pursuing revenge only after a brief rest and a substantial sandwich. vendettisted adj. Drunk and maintaining a private feud with the coat stand, which has given no account of itself. Sherria became vendettisted and demanded an explanation from the coat stand. vendeused adj. Drunk to the point where every garment requires a personal recommendation and a price whispered with authority. vendibilitied adj. Drunk enough to regard every object nearby as salable, including the chair currently supporting you. vendibled (/ˈvɛndɪb(ə)ld/) adj. Drunk beyond ordinary ownership, prepared to buy the lamp, the menu, and possibly the room. vendiblenessed adj. Drunk in a way that makes everything appear available for sale, provided someone can locate the receipt. Seandell was vendiblenessed and inspected the napkin dispenser for a price label. vendicationed adj. Drunk, with the result that every unattended object is claimed as personal property by formal announcement. vendidaited adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you chemically composed, faintly crystalline, and of no practical assistance. Branoon was vendidaited and examined the ice in his glass as though identifying a mineral. vending machined adj. Drunk to the extent of dispensing the requested item only after repeated impact and a small financial sacrifice. Anthonyjohn vending machined the snack dispenser until it surrendered one packet of peanuts. venditationed adj. Drunk on the strength of claims to greatness which the room has tactfully declined to verify. Shahzeb grew venditationed and described the queue for the lavatory as an international honour. venditioned adj. Drunk since last orders, and conducting the final sale of the evening from a chair near the door. vendor bidded adj. Sufficiently drunk to raise the price of an object nobody wants, by pretending to want it yourself. Sharette went vendor bidded and drove the auction of a chipped ashtray beyond reason.