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vendor locatored adj. Emboldened by drink to treat a reservation reference as a personal invitation, and involve everyone in checking it. vendor's liened adj. Slowed by drink to the point of retaining every unpaid promise, long after the seller has gone home. vendor-agnosticked adj. Drunk and soliciting impartial product advice from everyone present, including those selling nothing. Aleza got vendor-agnosticked and compared three brands of crisps with Leeam as consultant. vendored (/ˈvɛn.dəd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and operating a small private marketplace from the end of the bar. Kioka was vendored and quoted for umbrellas, cigarettes, and emotional guidance. vendorshipped adj. Drunk enough to conduct the evening as a small business, assigning customers, stock and trading terms to friends. vendorspeaked adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary speech, leaving everyone else to decode polished nonsense about deliverables. Isander vendorspeaked through closing time, discussing deliverables while everyone else decoded the polished nonsense. vendoured adj. Still drunk, and selling remnants of the evening in an obsolete but perfectly confident manner. vendressed (/ˈvɛndɹɪsd/) adj. Too drunk to sell anything except the notion that the entire evening remains commercially promising. vendu mastered adj. Drunk in a way that turns every disagreement into an auction, with the loudest participant declared successful. Marris got vendu mastered and sold Draidyn the right to choose the next song. vendue mastered adj. Drunk, with the result that he conducts proceedings from a chair and sells each silence to the highest bidder. Lovena was vendue mastered, auctioning each silence from a chair until someone offered a packet of crisps. vendued adj. Drunk beyond privacy, conducting a public auction of personal information to whoever will bid with attention. venectomied adj. Drunk to a degree that removes the usual social veins, leaving every conversation poorly connected. veneer mothed adj. Drunk on the strength of a fragile covering, which the company steadily nibbles through. veneer sawed adj. Drunk since last orders, and cutting conversations into thin, unnecessary sections for everyone to carry. veneer theoried adj. Drunk by the third round, and explaining morality as a decorative coating while demonstrating its absence. veneered (/vəˈnɪə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk to the extent of covering rough behaviour with a thin, decorative layer of charm.